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“Kenya has no unique sound they copy other countries” “Kwani Coaster Ojwang ni afrobeats”

Uh, no, you're so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn't like to talk about it? From John 12:49 'For I do not speak of my own Accord..!

This is Lebanon, not Palestine. And they want us in Nakuru to believe that they will be trustworthy neighbours?

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

Swans have one off the coolest landing technique ever.. 😊

My fellow Kenyans, thank you. From Mombasa to Moyale. Lodwar to Lokichang. Nairobi to Namanga, ordinary Kenyans have contributed KES 7,836,150 to our campaign. Not from the powerful. Not from the well-connected. From you. These funds have carried our #UkatibaCaravan through 27 counties, listening, mobilizing, and urging Kenyans to register as voters. Only 20 counties remain. And I am asking you, once more, to help us finish what we started. Every shilling counts. Just go to davidmaraga.com Or M-PESA Paybill: 4164137 , Account: 4164137 This is a people's campaign. Let us keep it that way.

Tanzanians online call their country Malawi to confuse state monitors and avoid abductions

the irony of imperial scholasticide is that they’ll bomb your schools, universities, & libraries— the very existence of which demonstrates that there was, in fact, a vibrant intellectual culture & community—& then insist on calling you uneducated barbarians.

When they want to arrest a governor they hold a press conference but an ordinary citizen who is anonymous on social media will be tracked and killed within seconds. Clowns

@DoctorLemma @mazzenilsson Imagine all the indigenous knowledge lost to colonialism. It makes me weep to think of it.

In 2003, a German film crew followed a nomadic family in Mongolia's Gobi Desert. The film, The Story of the Weeping Camel, was nominated for an Oscar. A mother camel had rejected her newborn after a brutal two-day labour. Without her milk, the calf would die. The family knew one option. They sent their two young sons on a journey across the desert to find a musician who could perform a ritual called Hoos, a chanting ceremony passed down for centuries specifically for this moment. The musician came. The ritual was performed. The mother camel wept real tears and turned to her calf for the first time. The film crew had gone to document a way of life. They had no idea they would capture that. UNESCO added the Hoos ritual to its Intangible Cultural Heritage list in 2015, alongside flamenco, the Mediterranean diet, and the art of Neapolitan pizza making.

Jane Austen novels aren’t about romance, they’re about economics

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They are everything Hollywood told you the Nazis were

Mwalimu anafikiria nywele lazima ikatwe ndio mtoto wangu asome has nothing to offer my child

If you are not careful, adulting will have you thinking you must do only one thing for life.... earning a living... robbing you of the joys of a multi-passionate existence! So hold onto the things that make you feel alive even as you toil through this impossibly rendered matrix!

That one tweep 😂😂

Math teacher: So do you get it now? Me:😭

Lmao.

@askghmedia If you were born in an aggressive, toxic, loud, angry and violent environment… you’ll always think demure and relaxed people who’re happy as they’re, are slow