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BREAKING: Iran says they’re ready to continue the war for at least six more months. Are we winning yet?

BREAKING: Dignified Transfer at Dover AFB. Six Americans, who shouldn’t have been put in the situation that they were, have now had their bodies returned home. RIP: - Capt. Cody Khork - Sgt. 1st Class Noah Tietjens - Sgt. 1st Class Nicole Amor - Sgt. Declan Coady - Maj. Jeffrey O’Brien - Chief Warrant Officer 3 Robert Marzan

BREAKING: Massive anti-war protest taking place in New York City right now. Keep protesting to this war.

GREAT News Patriots! The DOW has just dropped under 50,000. We can now ask Pam Bondi about Jeffrey Epstein.

BREAKING: Trump just claimed that he hired Doug Burgum because he was attracted to his wife. What an awkward moment. "I saw them riding horses in a video. And I said, 'Who is that?' I was talking about her, not him. I said, 'I'm gonna hire her,' because anybody that has somebody like you to be with, it's an amazing tribute."

BREAKING: Danish foreign minister Lars Løkke Rasmussen just completely rebuked Trump and called him out on his false narrative: “The long-term security of Greenland can be insured inside the current framework: the 1951 agreement on the defense of Greenland as well as the NATO treaty. For us ideas that would not respect territorial integrity of the kingdom of Denmark and the right of self-determination of the Greenlandic people are of course totally unacceptable.” Trump keeps saying we have to protect Greenland from China and Russia. The treaties that are in place already do that. This is all about Trump trying to annex Greenland.

@Breaking911 That's BS. If Russia or China goes in, this would be breaching our NATO agreements and NATO would be at war with Russia Or China.

BREAKING: OnlyFans Superstar Sophie Rain @sophieraiin just told Republicans that she would be happy to pay a 50% “Sin tax” like they propose if “corporations are properly taxed.” To the ignorant men who probably use fake names to watch her content, you would raise 100,000X the money you want, if you listen to her.

BREAKING: Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey just said that ICE agents detained somebody from a car in the middle of a main road and they didn't put the car in park. The car then rolled down the road without anyone in it, putting many people's lives in danger. “It could've hit anybody, including my own family members. So this isn't about safety, clearly. If this was about safety, you wouldn't do stupid things like that. Somebody is going to get hurt. Somebody has gotten killed.”

BREAKING: The Minnesota Timberwolves just held a moment of silence for Renee Good, who was fatally shot by Jonathan Ross yesterday. Much respect to the team.

BREAKING: Venezuela Update 1. Multiple oil tankers targeted by U.S. sanctions are reportedly attempting a coordinated breach of the U.S. naval blockade by departing Venezuelan waters simultaneously. 2. Donald Trump is demanding unrestricted access to ALL of Venezuela, including oil fields, infrastructure, and major roadways. He warned that if Vice President Delcy Rodríguez refuses to comply, she will face consequences he described as “far worse than Maduro.” 3. And seriously, what the hell happened to Lindsey Graham?

I hope a foreign democracy will kidnap our President if they ever decide he’s a criminal, who stole from his own people, used the military against them and tried to cling to power to enrich himself and his friends. How about you guys?

Nicolás Maduro was not a good guy. His brand of socialism and authoritarian rule devastated Venezuela and crushed democratic institutions. There’s no serious argument that the country is better off under his leadership. Venezuela deserves democracy. But believing that does not mean the US gets to break international law, ignore Congress, and unilaterally overthrow the government of a sovereign nation to “police the world.” So a simple question for MAGA: Are you still against regime change and endless U.S. intervention abroad, or was that principle only convenient before Trump did it? You don’t get to oppose imperial overreach in theory and cheer it in practice when your guy is the one pulling the trigger.

These MAGA trolls like @MehekCooke and @nickshirleyy are such snowflakes. I hope no childcare opens the door for these sickos. Why do they want to spy on our children so badly?

No one is defending fraud. They are defending legitimate businesses who are being harassed by MAGA. MAGA is defending harassment and racism.

Umm… isn’t this the definition of sex trafficking?

Imagine if your kid went to a daycare and you couldn’t get through to them because MAGA was repeatedly calling their phone number. You’d demand that the daycare change their number too. Are people really this stupid?

If Democrats win the House in 2026: Jack Smith will testify publicly. The Epstein files will be released unredacted. People will be forced to testify on Trump’s illegal murders. Trump will be impeached for the third time. Trump’s political investigations will be investigated. Whistleblowers will feel more comfortable in blowing the whistle. Congress will stop Trump from becoming a dictator.

You don’t get to post a video seen by 150 million people accusing a daycare of fraud because you drove by after hours and didn’t see cars in the parking lot. That’s not journalism. That’s defamation and it can cost someone hundreds of thousands of dollars. Calling this out is not “supporting fraud.” It’s supporting due process, basic logic, and the principle that people are innocent until proven guilty. Harassing daycare’s merely because they’re run by Somalians, and you don’t understand the concept of operating hours, simply shows that you’re ignorant

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani, who was just sworn in as mayor, is expected to require ALL New York Elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals. As a Jewish American I still support this 100% Happy new year everyone!! Oh, and by the way he was sworn in with his hand on a Quran… because he’s Muslim. Deal with it.