Machete Kimani

Seeing your siblings doing well is a top tier feeling.

Qualifications to be awarded a job by Sakaja.

So speaking good English is an achievement in Kenya 🇰🇪 says the most useless president in Africa William Ruto.

A child is missing kindly retweet widely

Do you realize how absurd it is for a president to be advocating for a major facility to be built in a foreign country?

Hillary Kibiwott won't trend after planting 23,326 trees because it's a man!

Missing Person ALERT ⚠️ RETWEET WIDELY.

Kisumu County, you have humbled me. From Awasi to Maseno, from Katito to the edge of the water at Dunga Beach, you came out not to see a politician, but to reclaim your Constitution. To listen to our message of Ukombozi. The #UkatibaCaravan has heard you. Kenya has heard you. Wamor! #UkatibaMovement #UkatibaNdiyoTiba

While the ODM party is busy with supremacy battles, UDA is slowly taking over ODM strongholds. Baba will never forgive us

The man who made tree huggers look like jokers.

"Every Kenyan has a right to move anywhere in this country peacefully and SIFUNA and his team have a right to come to Nyanza. Personally I will walk with him and support his bid". - Professor Anyang' Nyong'o

Allowing a woman to continue to be in your life after she did you wrong is one of the most disrespectful thing you could do to yourself.

Never quit bro. I'm begging you. Life can go from 0 to 100 insanely quick.

IMF wanataka kuruka kijana wa nyumbani bwana. Tough times ahead for the genius man.

Ati ukifanya DNA ya mtoto upate you're not the biological father you're supposed to stick around and continue bonding with the kid to avoid depressing the kid. Wanawake hutubeba aje? Madness if you ask me.

Public hospitals have the best doctors and nurses but private hospitals have the best instruments and resources.

Removing uda government from power is a national call for duty of our generation. It is as urgent as a national disaster. Failure to which , you should forget about your future and that of your generation until Jesus comes back to save us. Kenya needs a renaissance!

I helped my neighbor fix her washing machine. She was so grateful she said, “Thank you so much, I could marry you.” I couldn’t believe it. You do something nice for someone, and they threaten to ruin your life.

Every time a woman leaves, act like she passed away. Works everytime.

Your enemy isn't laziness or poverty. You are not lazy or poor. Your enemy is distraction.