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'If that turned out to be on the money, that would see this Government fall.' As the UK terror threat rises to severe, Kelvin MacKenzie points to Nigel Farage's claim that Iranian terrorists have arrived in the UK via small boat.

James May faced backlash after posting about the Metropolitan Police response to the Golders Green terror stabbing in north London. The case raises wider questions about police use of force, public expectations, terrorism, and accountability in Britain.

Perfect

Burnley players first training session under Michael Jackson.

Your platitudes won’t put out the fire you stoked @Keir_Starmer 🔥😡 #Mesivta Yeshiva Building

🚨 BREAKING: The UK Terror Threat Level has been raised from Substantial to Severe

BREAKING Sir Mark Rowley, the head of the Met police, has criticised Zack Polanski after he appeared to condemn police officers for allegedly “repeatedly and violently’” kicking a man suspected of stabbing two Jewish men while they attempted to detain him He has accused him of fuelling tensions and undermining confidence in the police ‘I am disappointed because it is this kind of inaccurate and misinformed commentary - with its associated casual disregard for the incredibly challenging and dangerous work police officers do for the public - that is contributing to the rising tensions we are seeing in society and undermines officer confidence to act’ He says the officers ‘are nothing short of extraordinary’ and that without their intervention lives would have been lost. He says the man ‘continued to pose a clear threat’ and they feared that he was ‘concealing an explosive device’ ‘Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world’

Jews were just stabbed in London and this morning a Green Party candidate is telling ppl on the doorstep that Israel shouldn’t exist. Is Philip Notley representing your party policy of annihilating the only Jewish State @TheGreenParty?

Loud, sustained boos mark the arrival of Starmer and Mahmood to Golders Green.

🚨BREAKING: Two Green Party candidates have been arrested this morning on suspicion of stirring up racial hatred One posted an image on social media of a placard that read "ramming a synagogue isn’t anti-Semitism, it's revenge" [@Telegraph]

Remember Trump said "they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs". Well, obviously, anything America can do, Europe can do worse, because in France they're shagging the sheep, they're shagging the goats. Farmers in France couldn't understand what was happening to their livestock, so they installed trail cameras and caught a young Afghan man sexually assaulting the animals, and this story quickly stopped being the lighthearted sheep-shagging story I thought it was going to be. They’re coming over here and they’re taking our goats! European sheep for European sheep-shaggers! Deport.

‼️BROKEN BRITAIN‼️ Modern day slavery, police pulled off a massive raid on a "religious organisation" in Crewe. A religious group in Cheshire has been raided by police investigating allegations of sexual abuse and forced marriages.

King Charles handed Donald Trump a bell-end of the highest order, Keir Starmer. But once the merry gentlemen decided to give the bell-end a proper ring, the only question left was this: whose head did it come crashing down on? {satire}

Next week, these local elections will finish the Labour Party ▪️Paedophile & perversion scandals ▪️Highest taxes in 90 years ▪️Businesses folding everyday ▪️Highest unemployment in 6 yrs ▪️Energy bills up despite promise ▪️Elderly targeted ▪️Farmers targeted ▪️Veterans targeted

Why no Cobra meeting? 🤔

Take a draw in the end poor second half all to play for at the Emirates.

Honestly thought that was a pen on Eze.

🚨 WATCH: Bodycam footage of officers tasering the Golders Green terror suspect