Michael

I don’t have time to read a “Baby on Board” bumper sticker. I am on my phone

walter white seeing people hate his wife for being a normal person while hes the worst person ever

This is Benny. He fell asleep during his guide dog initiation photoshoot. 12/10 we still think he has what it takes

that's right andrew never let them know your next move!

dogs are so cool man they're basically just cartoons you can hang out with

they would only get four tests :(

Biquette the goat, sold to an abattoir after she stopped producing milk but was rescued by punks and then spent 10 years watching grindcore bands. She could come and go as she pleased and, in the words of her rescuers, “escaped death, lived punk”. Absolute legend.

It's that time of year where I post this one

If DADS left their families like COLLEGE 🏈 Coaches

thinking about this

timeline cleanse

Y’all don’t understand how long I’ve been laughing at this 😭😭😭

yesterday my students saw me eating a snack at my desk and one asked: “Ms. Taylor when you go on dates you finish all your food huh?” I almost quit my job

Jake kept going on about a splinter in his foot.😉

"Crack strength isn't real"

Aaiden Diggs, Trevon Diggs’ son couldn’t believe he got to meet Dak 😂 @brgridiron (via @NFLFilms)