Martin Macdonald

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Speaking of South Park watching ppl being outclassed by 2007 South Park is actually wild. These people are showing less compassion to a disabled man than a cartoon known for being offensive and insensitive lol

I apologise for everything. JFK's assassination, world hunger, war in the Middle East, climate change, cost of living crisis, and what some other bloke said at the Bafta's who wasn't me. Happy now?

Jensen Huang: I want my engineers to stop coding.

Being a dad is probably fun because you’re just smarter funnier and stronger than the people you spend 90% of your time interacting with (wife and children) and they respect and fear you (because of your drinking)

Training is about to be intense, players will not be allowed to coast. They cannot just do 3/5 days.

@CelticFC Fecking brilliant now Nicholson next HH

It is mad that over 2000 years ago a baby was born and now I’m forced to stand in Manchester Arndale panic buying scented candles...

12 bottles of bleach please..

Losing a cup final and the subs to change the game are Jonny Kenny James Forrest OAP Colby Donovan Luke Mccowan Yang Some laugh 🤣

You have been Nancy’d

"aye just round that up to 90 on the card please mate"

Ross Desmond takes baths wae his Da.

The VAR audio has been released

Into them

Celtic spent the best part of £10m on two left wingers, and neither of them are anywhere near the level of a left winger Hearts got for nothing this summer, Kyziridis has pace, skill, desire, determination and end product, something that £10m doesn't seem to get you at Celtic.

You honestly want me to believe that “Hamas” was in every single one of those houses? Every building on every street? As far as the eye can see?