Nick

New fantasy football punishment just dropped:

The world's poorest will bear the brunt of the energy crisis caused by the Iran War and the closure of the Strait of Hormuz.

smashing the over on Democratic midterm results

End. This. Stupid. War. Support our troops by ending the war as soon as possible.

kind of an interesting metaphor that the nostalgia object literally lacks the color and brightness of the thing it’s nostalgic about

suit up, @EricTrump

Chuds: if America was 99% white, it would be a FAR RIGHT PARADISE America if it was 99% white

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

Boomers after voting to send another trillion to Israel while their grandchildren can’t afford basic goods

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

"I thought Duncan Idaho died in Part 1, why is he in the new trailer?"

NCTC director Kent resigns over war in Iran, and as with some prominent MAGA commentators blames the whole thing on Israel, all but absolving the president of the decision. It's notable how little agency certain folks give the most powerful elected official in the world.

“Bam Adebayo did WHAT????”

Live on what??

The movie opens with a raid on an ICE detention center

War is not a game.

Tucker’s efforts to pin sole blame for the Iran war catastrophe on Israel is such a transparent ruse to wash the blood off the hands of the man he worked 3 times to put in office and by proxy avoid culpability for his own role in this disaster.

* Start war * Give 5 different reasons for war * 80% disapproval * Immediately blow up little girls school surrendering all moral high ground * Kill leadership which is immediately replaced by more radical leadership * Declare victory * Have no contingency plan for closing the straits of Hormuz * Have no clear victory conditions * Gas prices skyrocket * Economy craters * Service members killed, taxes wasted, bases blown up, no material gain for the American public * Continue declaring victory Worst war ever conducted

trump: the strait of hormuz is safe to cross the strait of hormuz: