Ri! Deejay

No man is ever the prize.

Men are so lucky, they have so many beautiful women to choose from. While us women are left with barely nothing 🙄

RIP jesus. you would have loved birkenstocks

I’m not exaggerating when I say that Rehab by Rihanna is one of the best R&B songs ever released.

"I like you" Na normal thing, join queue.

No money What if he wants to eat shawarma? Where I wan see money

guys please stop hating on men... i cant like all the tweets...

Same as a beautiful woman. You can’t expect her to have 1 man. 🥺🥺

i see why joe killed everybody he liked

We didn’t fight to work. Women have ALWAYS worked. We fought to get paid.

Unfortunately I only miss people when I’m bored, lmao I’ve never in my life been having a good time and missed someone.

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

Oil shortage is one thing. But the world definitely can’t handle a shortage of KitKats rn. These are dark times.

How do i explain to people that i'm not mad or sad, i'm just lazy to speak sometimes

Admiring your complete salary for a couple of hours before putting it through trials and tribulations. >>>>

Exhausted but grateful, so grateful

“When i get a job i will help my family”. Me with my first salary:

On second thought let them bomb us all