shelby ᢉ𐭩

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

Just spent my money on something i needed

.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ .𖥔 ݁ ˖🕸️🐈‍⬛.𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𖦹🍂 .˚˖ 𖦹 It’s officially the ber months 𖥔 ˚. 𖥔 ₊˚🕯️ ♱‧₊˚..𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 . ♱🌧️ 𖥔.˚⊹

me realizing that everyone doesn't have to die just cause i'm irritated

me september 1st

Goodbye Love Island. Today we lay you to rest. I am publicly denouncing my cult membership . I need to reclaim my sanity.

bryan won 50k, bought a rolex, didn't pay nic back for airbnb money, raided nic's minibar, cheated, and then dumped amaya after 3.5 weeks. but we're too busy doing another discourse to unpack that

Waiting for 2 decades for a ring that ugly…

One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It’s not about the iPad it’s about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on christmas

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

& my butt 💯

A no phone policy at work has never applied to me.

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

i love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality altering experience