Suneth

A lot of jokes from King Charles tonight. “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”

So Charles dunked on and rebuked Trump for the entirety of his speech, but in British ways so subtle that it went straight over MAGA’s heads and they're cheering him for it. Genius.

Taylor Swift fans were saying she’s more popular than Michael Jackson btw

I went to a Buddhist temple in the Himalayas and the friendly temple dog was named Michael Jackson.

🚨 BREAKING: The new UK ambassador to the US, Christian Turner, privately said that the US "special relationship" is with Israel, not the UK The leak risks overshadowing the King's state visit [@FT]

Pretty sure that if Instagram was around in Michael Jackson’s day, he would have had atleast 1.5 billion followers easy .. there will never be another ✔️

first date idea: going to a rocket launch

this man debuted as a solo artist in 1972 and hasn't dropped an album since 2001, btw.

Rule no 1

Carlos Alcaraz officially being out of the French Open is so crushing, man. Like, completely makes sense health-wise, you absolutely NEED to make sure that wrist is alright, gotta' prioritise that for long-term career length stuff... But still. Crushing. That final last year is one of my favourite matches of all time. 🥲💔

He stood there for five minutes and folks screamed. Don't ever compare anybody to Mike.

Really hope Hansard added the ‘meep meep’ to the official record.

Which Ahmed al-Sharaa are you?

Lmao

A driver clocked at more than 135mph (217km/h) on a dual carriageway told police they were on their way to pick up a Chinese takeaway. bbc.in/4tlz3bo

Downing Street to Labour MPs

how recruiters look at you when you don’t have 6 years of experience in a tool that was invented 2 years ago