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I’ve been in this position couple of times btw. and you needed to see the disappointment in their faces when you hit them with “a man builds a family, he doesn’t join one” 😭😂💔

They use tush name to package women own and use "uncle abeg e don do" package men's own 💔

Aunties in their 30s trying to seduce young boys:

Omo you don tweet 40times this morning 😭 I can’t keep up. You win

Goat weh i buy from Geh geh advice don born four children 😂

Is there any picture from 1953, of an ibo couple fully dressed in Isiagu? I’ll bet my left leg.

justin got paid 10m for 2 days. so wiz and tems collect 4m for their 35 seconds performance. and justin Bieber go hold 6m for performing for like 4 hours you dvll o😭😭

The wolf never eats corpses, neither animals, nor people; it spends its whole life with a partner, it does not mate with its mother or sister; it is a monogamous animal, it does not deceive. If a partner dies, the wolf remains alone; it knows its young ones well: it is the only animal that helps their parents after deep old age and brings them food. When you kill a wolf, it looks you in the eye until its soul gives out; it's 25% smarter than the smarter dog, and it's the only animal that doesn't obey training, they say... *sometimes the bad thing in the movie is not how they portray it 🤨

21 savage real name is Sheyaa Bin Abraham Joseph.. he got the name “21 savage” from his street life in Atlanta. At 13 years old he joined a gang called the 2100 gang with his friends but many of his friends began dying and some went to jail before turning 21. Crazy part is that on his 21st birthday he was almost killed too. On October 22, 2013 (his 21st birthday), 21 Savage was in a car with his best friend Johnny B. when two guys tried to rob them during a quick errand. The shooters opened fire without warning. 21 Savage got hit six times, one bullet on his arm, collarbone, neck, hand and finger. He tried to shoot back but his gun jammed. His friend Johnny was killed instantly (shot in the head) but 21 savage survived, but one bullet in the neck nearly killed him. He was traumatized after that incident of losing another friend right in front of him on his own birthday. A few months later, in March 2014, his little brother T-man was also killed. That pushed him to leave the streets. That trauma fueled the “savage” persona and gave him the drive to try music instead of dying in the streets.. he got inspired by 50 Cent (who got shot 9 times and turned his story into rap success). He chose the name “21 savage” because many of his friends died or went to jail before turning 21 after street gang they joined. He dropped his first tape (The Slaughter Tape) in 2015 and never looked back.

Dear @wizkidayo, This is going to be short. I know we can’t tell you what to do with your life and who you move with; but I just wanted to let you know that Odumodu called us, your fans who stream your songs every day of our lives and support you with everything we have, poor and jobless because we called him out for posting a picture of you and Fela. Grandson who has been disrespecting you all week long. I swear by my parents’ grave, even my family members know I would lay my life down for you without thinking twice; but even you wouldn’t be able to convince me to listen to any songs you have with him. If you think we don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things, no problem. Bye for now.

Treat her well, she will forget you in a week Rape her, she will create an anniversary for you 🤵🏻‍♂️🥂

You,max and the person wey give you this pickup line,e no go bětter for all of una🙏

Old people looking at phones

You see me, you see my business I sell fresh snail please patronize me Me My business

me and that 3am wood more demonic

“A moving man will surely meet his luck” must be the greatest quote from our generation.

Update he’s my HUSBAND now

“You still have my phone right?” “Nah bro, remember I gave it to you”

Never refriend a once enemy.