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@sweetnsournique Everybody wants to see pretty people falling in love. The problem has always been the people in power and their gatekeeping.

My daughter and I saw You Me and Tuscany and were the only POC in a theater full of white women 60+. That theater was ACTIVE… laughs, awwws, all of the feels. This wasn’t just good for a Black film. It was good PERIOD!!!

@F0ODHub My doctor sitting next to me.

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@KeruboSk Listening to their favorite song in a public place.

What’s the grief milestone nobody prepares you for? Not the funeral. Not the first year. The weird specific one nobody talks about.

@SosAtrevidita Yo era quien hacía las compras y cocinaba. Claro que sabía la situación.

Leo un tuit por ahí y pienso: ¿Qué clase de adolescente estás criando que llega a los 15 y no sabe que la situación económica no permite que tenga la típica a fiesta? ¿Cómo que no puede entender que no da la guita? ¿Sus adolescentes conocen su realidad socioeconómica?

@2Big2Broly Thanks. I'll keep not watching.

@2Big2Broly Wait, is it evil-ass rape show or is it evil ass-rape show? I won't watch either way but now I'm confused.

Sucks that if i wanna watch something with Zendaya Hunter Schafer Alexa Demie and Colman Domingo together i gotta tune into the evil ass rape show

@jardelito Felicidad pura.

Pergunta séria: Existem mesmo pessoas que gostam de ficar em casa o dia todo, sozinhas, sem ver ninguém?

@blacktwiterthrd Tortillas

Would you eat it with rice or noodles?

@MarxIsMyNigga I don't want to have children but I'd take my brother's kids, no matter what. I would also understand that it's unfair to your partner to do so. It's a very unfortunate situation because somebody will be hurt, whatever you choose.

This isn’t evil, this is a contradiction. Many such cases, because both are correct.

@lostariels Where Lena doesn't know that Kara is Supergirl...

so space pilled rn that i’m fighting the urge to write a supercorp astronauts au

@Dall0n_ Llégale.

Si me pongo en el nombre "próximo padre de dos" creen q mis amigas demasiado woke del país vecino me odien?

@AlexaLima Ese juego va a ser en Santa Clara. Quieren que vaya la gente de Oakland

A los raiders, sí o no

@AAAmidnights 🎉

@72ert Chi

Imma say this in Spanish and you can go ahead and copy paste it on DeepL (Latin American Spanish setting for best results). Qué chingadas madres les importa que Aubrey Plaza esté embarazada? La embarazaron ustedes? Les pidió dinero para mantenerlo? O porqué tanta pendeja preocupación por una desgracia que le sucedió hace un año? De cuando a acá tan consternados? La gente supera las cosas y sigue adelante. Ustedes también deberían de ya bajarle de huevos con sus pendejaditas de lo de su esposo. Ni saben ni nada pero les encanta abrir el hocico.

@hahnology Shart?

there will never be another ship like them again

@NautilusGrrl I'd still do that if I could.

hot take this isnt being a poser this is being 11

En el GoafundMe está Mikel de 2 añitos para la recaudación de 2M de pesos para un transplante de hígado y riñón y sólo han recaudado 72 mil pesos, ojalá se unan a la causa como con la mamá de Kimberly y Steff Loaiza que en solo horas ha recaudo más de 3M

@IaStrange En mi rancho es salsa mexicana.

Quéeeeee... No en todos lados se le dice "pico de gallo"????

@TheWapplehouse Nah, he'd get one of those matresses that are compressed into a ziploc bag and would sail away.

You couldn’t make Castaway today. All the packages would be $3 dresses from SHEIN. Just Tom Hanks trying on women’s clothes for 2 hours.

@nxstypxet Yo tengo las de Sabritones