Frank Swagman

Empty net because #YOLO!

At least it’s not a shutout!

This game is degrading.

@tomwilsonglazer #mutuallosers

i can't believe this

So I ordered a “Carolina Hurricanes endings” sandwich and I only got a spec of bread and lettuce! I WANT A REFUND! @penguins

Comeback? Please? @penguins 🙏🏽

Jarvis, nuke North Carolina.

4-0?! I want to smack every player on the team, yes, even my goat Crosby.

Unnecessary penalties. Wow great!

we’re gonna get shutout lol, i can feel it

Rust and Stu I have you in my thoughts and prayers.

I can’t even breathe bruh…PENGUINS WHERE IS YOUR RAGE?!

Penguins broke my spirit this period.

@goaliepilled @penguins Penguins please aughhh!!!😩

omg i’m soooo drunk rn @penguins wouldn’t it be soooo funny if you scored rn…. penguinsssss

Hello, is the Pittsburgh Penguins “goal meal” available? No? Maybe SOG? No? What about our defence? No? Oh, well…Can I get the suicide meal please?

@sidrendipity A hot mess.

God what are we doing

Penguins are pissing me off already.

@wshtruther @tomwilsonglazer Very intense.

@87mins @tomwilsonglazer This is a nail biting game