A Cynical Slime 👑

I may have spent more than a week working on this and it’s been a while since I’d wrote anything like this before but hopefully it might attract some throne fairies 😊 Throne fairies, hear our prayer, All of us who gather here. With hopeful hearts and spirits true, We dream alike of a Switch 2. Not for riches, not for show, Just simple joys we wish to know. If kindness lives where you may be, Send small blessings, generously. For me, for them, for all who try, Who lift their hopes a little high Grant what help you’re able to do, And guide us toward our wishes too. Post your links in the replies and let hope a throne fairy visits. throne.com/acynicalslime

This 31 Days of Switchmas post is probably going to be really hard to write. It's also going to be really long, so anyone who reads to the end, thank you. Things all started with 39daph (I dont wanna tag) deciding to give some funding out to people from the poketwt community for Pokopia and a Switch 2. They, without a doubt, started the entire thing. I wasn't gonna hop in and let them do their thing but I thought to myself, "I've spent thousands on cards to give back to the community, why not switches? If that's what the people want, fugg it". I was just making my way back to streaming, fully washed up 5, 6 years later. I thought it would be a cool way to come back by giving 2 away on the weekend, and 1 on twitter. Things went so well I figured fugg it again, it's now Switch week. 4 days into my shenanigans there was so much love and support and we made so many new friends that I decided to commit to my biggest swing online, my Magnum Opus. A whole 30 days of daily Switch 2 giveaways on twitch, and a handful more on twitter. The 30 Days of Switchmas. At first it was just me doing nice things, of which I have done before and it didn't work out. Just making a big swing to get back to streaming. Very quickly I started to realize things were shifting, for the most part in only the best ways. People found unity and friendship in the streams, they uplifted eachother and found a happy little daily routine of hanging out with us. People were finding comfort in my vibes and the energy I put off. Tons of people started getting involved with helping others and spreading the kindness around (so grateful to all of you who helped out others ❤️) and before I knew it things felt way bigger than a nice pothead giving Switches away for a month. Like this was really something big coming together and every person who was posting, interacting, donating, whatever, was coming together under one goal. Help people get funded. So for the entire month, every day we did our thing. So many people ended up fully funded, riding good vibes for months possibly. Throughout the event we would have the giveaway, and then afterwards I'd hangout with the homies for games and stuff. Those were truly some of my favorite times over the last month, definitely made some true new friends that I'm so proud to have as part of the squad. The weeks went on and before we knew it, things were winding down to an end. People worried that when I was done with things, the switch funding would stop. Im happy to report otherwise, more and more people are getting funded by the day. Granted I stll haven't quite stopped and will be slowing down soon, the movement wll not stop. When we got closer to the end I realized I had only been helping adults, and some kids out there could really use the help. I worked hard to find a hospital like environment to donate, 4 of them said no before I was able to sponsor bingo at the Ronald McDonald house. Day 31 when we did that was by far one of the most gratifying experiences of my entire life and I will make more differences like that, our community will. Full of emotions typing this out, my granny is the only reason I was able to do all this for you guys. In a way, she did everything through me for you and that makes me so beyond happy and proud of what we did. All the good vibes are hers, she deserves her flowers on this. I know if people look down, she is doing so with the biggest shit eating grin I could imagine. Rest in paradise lady. The grand totals for what we've done are kinda insane. I'm not rich or anything, just have a chunk from her looking out for me. I wasn't sure if I should post a grand total, as it is pretty fucking grand. But for the sake of granny getting her due thanks for all we did, I'll tell you. Give or take a couple, $45,000 dollars went into everything. Some of it was help for people and pets. To everyone of you involved in anyway, who put out single good vibe, you have my love, & remember to always have hope.

Oh Throne Fairies, Throne Fairies, Hear my plea, I’ve got a wee wishlist, Linked below for thee. The goal’s in sight, I’m on my way, Though not quite nearly through, Every little bit of help Brings me closer thanks to you. throne.com/acynicalslime #poketwt #wishlist #throne

@kantozard 4 already :O this is insane .... and incredibly awesome.

SWITCH NUMBER 4 🤩

This feels OP but I’ll take it lmao

@shinydiaa The account appears to have been suspended now thankfully

PLEASE be careful when visiting that person’s profile to report them, especially if you’re someone who’s easily triggered by topics of SH & s*****e. DO NOT scroll down as many of their posts contain abusive language & triggering imagery. that person also clearly enjoys the negative attention they’re receiving. don’t give that to them. just report & block.

@joeyyyyeoj I’m going to say I think your most listened to playlist consists of a wide range of styles form country to rock, with songs from musicals like harbingers, Disney, epic the musical all thrown in there too.

i just wanted to ask this cause im curious what kind of music do you guys think i usually listen to?

@metsswift Thankfully it is gone. I suspect it was in process before I reported it but it happened about 5 minutes after I filled my report.

is it true the account is gone? i’m too scared to look at it???

@bankofoshi @metsswift I hope she realises how much she is cared for and how many people appreciate her. She truly is a wonderful person.

Shower @metsswift with love and positivity. Let’s uplift her mental space. She’s a lovely person and the world deserves and is a better place for having her in it. Drop a message on one of her posts or leave one here.

@bankofoshi @metsswift And it’s gone

@bankofoshi @metsswift Wtaf. I’ve reported them. Oh the words I want to say but I know I’d get banned to.

Trigger warning: if you have an issue with SH and suicide do not go to this profile. Those that can I encourage you to report the posts. They are one of the most VILE human beings we’ve met, they are harassing and pushing @metsswift to a very fragile mental place. I’ve already informed my friend we’ll see how anonymous they really are.

@metsswift Please try not to think of them, keep them blocked. I know it’s easier said than done e to ignore what they say but trust me when I feel you that you are a wonderful person who is deserving of so much kindness. Do not let a fragile vile thing like that bring you down.

all of this, because i shared my wishlist, because i joined a trend that so many others were doing and because i stupidly believed that i deserve nice things as well :/ i’m so sorry everyone, i’m so embarrassed and i feel utterly defeated by it all.

One last shameless plug of this before I go to sleep. I'll be dreaming of the fairies dropping by my @official_throne wishlist as well as many more people's whilst I sleep. I hope I wake up to seeing so many "fully funded" tweets in the morning. #poketwt Also remember don't give up. We will all get there eventually. Feel free to post your links below along with your current % and maybe it will save a fairy some travel time 😊

@Pretty_Poisn For many of us it will be slow, it will feel like forever but we just got to hold onto the faith and the belief that we will make it. I'm going to wish for everyone getting funded ... I'm going to dream about it too lmao

Hey! Just cause switchmas is over doesn’t mean throne fairies are done! I know i’m not! Hell i just started. And i know i’m not the only one who will continue to help everyone try to reach their goals of getting a switch 2! Don’t give up now!🩷

@DonnnySins Donny, you're an incredible guy. Thank you for spread the joy and making so many kids and parents happy today.

Mission accomplished. Every kid, and a couple struggling parents that came to bingo walked away with a Switch. Heart fuller than ever before, now Switchmas is truly over. Sappy post incoming tomorrow, we did it guys.

@purply_jojo LETS FREAKING GOOOO!!!!! Congrats @purply_jojo

An item on my Throne wishlist just got fully funded: Nintendo Switch™ 2 System - Nintendo Switch 2 System - Console Only. Thank you! throne.com/purplyjojo #Wishlist #Throne

@bankofoshi This has made me wonder something. I’m a vtuber, how many people consider me their oshi…..and why? lmao

Bank- We’re a bank (banks handle money, financial transactions etc, we give money for switch 2s) Of OSHI- (play on vtuber terminology from Japanese culture, it’s another of our financial avenues, we collect vtubers (we follow them) and they’re someone out there’s OSHI)

@desconocida_fav I know, my poor shoe and poor nose.

@ACynicalSlime Gosh, that was awful to read 😭😭😭😭

yoh! who put this switch 2 in the fridge!? 🧐❄️ huh...? it's for my moots? well, get this switch 2 fully funded for them! 🗣‼️ leave those thrones in the comments — we are getting every single one of those links funded! 🧚✨ and if you can spare a bit of pollen dust on my way, that'd be lovely! 🐝💛 #poketwt #throne throne.com/honeybee757

@kantozard I shall live in hope whilst crying and cleaning my shoe 😭😭😭😭😭

@ACynicalSlime i mean… that’s what happened to me 😭😭😭

Ok something devastating happened on the way home from the store. “Happily” walking through the field to get home and my food slips….. I WISH PEOPLE WOULD PICK UP AFTER THE DOGS 😡 I’m both infuriated and maybe a mild bit hopeful. @kantozard do you think it still holds true, step in dogsh*t and you get funded? Now excuse me whilst I go wash my shoe. p.s. throne.com/acynicalslime …. Just in case.