AbsoluteFinema

Life is like a penis. It has its ups and downs, but it doesn’t stay hard forever. If it ever gets too hard, you can always beat it. You just keep working at it, and eventually it won’t be as hard anymore, and when you finally reach that point, you’ll feel amazing.

@Clawed_Doll 1:52 PM EDT

@Absolute_Finema what HOUR were you on to get this man WHAT

Dead game

@milk4kirby @xoxoie_ The second after your government mandated bot match

@xoxoie_ The first qp you get when u hop on

oh boy i just got home from my 9 hour shift. i can’t wait to queue my favorite game: marvel rivals. i hope i dont go against some sweats in qp…

@kippzerz @xoxoie_ Thanks for lending me a billion dollars and letting me borrow your mansion when I was homeless. I really appreciate it.

@xoxoie_ nuke the whole game let’s go on a mc date

@Sweltercrochet People constantly talk about "misogyny" as if gambit isn't hated too. The only difference is that gambit players don't try to convince you he's balanced. There's just as much hate towards cyclops, groot, dino, etc, but their mains aren't pretending they're not busted.

Was about to ignore this then as I swiped left I saw the word ‘misogyny’ from the corner of my eye……. Son……..

chatgpt, how can i uninstall my eyes

6-7

I don’t really believe in eomm, but the amount of throwers and leavers I’ve had recently is insane

@nightsintodre_ @dokiicure TREMBLE BEFORE BATHS

@dokiicure i have 10…

is it bad i have 6 lords..?

@Jack11139 @DatOneBrownFoo2 Nah, look at the belt bro, that's clearly hulk

@Absolute_Finema @DatOneBrownFoo2 Ain’t that Wolverine💀

Me tryna be nonchalant when I see fine shyt looking

@Jack11139 @DatOneBrownFoo2 That's clearly gambit

@Absolute_Finema @DatOneBrownFoo2 Nobody looking at starlord gang 😭😭

@BlizzardMR_ I just hit lvl 100 this season and i've been playing since s0

Was there some huge XP boost in early Marvel rivals idk how tf im still ten levels off Level 100 when i’ve been playing since season 0😭

@Jack11139 @DatOneBrownFoo2 dude...

@DatOneBrownFoo2 We are not looking at the punisher over there gang 😭😭✌️✌️

@nightsintodre_ @missugahbee I've heard that being ghost type doubles your ghost dash accuracy

@missugahbee we not oomfs but can i be ghost type

results are in

I'm in the vents in the ceiling

The throwers are evolving... My rocket convinced me that triple support jeff was a bad idea so I went back to dps only for rocket to intentionally avoid healing me (he said so himself) for the rest of the match because he "can't stand hawkeye players."

played 16 comp games, lost 10, feeling good

Rivals needs a mass avoid button for all champions of a specific character. There’s no reason I should have 3 games back to back with two of the same support otp after filling my avoid list with 3 c&d champs

2 champ c&ds on my team, it’s over

@Nextgenreisgood we all hate the game tho...

Dont hate the player if u dont hate the game is all I gotta say.