Absurd Philly Sports

@NHLFlyers flyered up! (fixed it for you)

We, 4-1, are fired up. #ANAvsPHI | #LetsGoFlyers

Oh yeah just run on 2nd and 13, sure #FlyEaglesFly

Feels like a loss.

Horror movie review… The Phillies at home in the playoffs. Very scary. Very depressing. One of the scariest films I’ll watch every year and I’ll suffer watching it every time.

There is no more enjoyable tradition in sports than when one of those perfect, flawless, championship-bound, Philadelphia teams of destiny runs into trouble...hearing their fans turn on them and boo lustily #Phillies

@NHLFlyers All those one-timers with Tocc paying off!

🚨 Tied up! 🚨 Matvei Michkov buries to rebound to make it 2-2 with 1:18 to play. 💻: bit.ly/4msq1Fp | #PHIvsNYI

#FlyEaglesFly #Eagles #Cowboys #WhoSpitFirst

I asked #chatgpt to guess who would win the #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl and they said the Chiefs and I am gutted #FlyEaglesFly #Eagles #EaglesEverywhere

So, Jake just needed to kick in the snow to be accurate, got it #FlyEaglesFly #Eagles

Hi my name is John and I’m addicted to portal content

Turner going golfing #Phillies #RingTheBell

Leave Ranger in til his arm falls off! #Phillies #RingTheBell

Help us, Nick Castellanos, you’re our only hope #Phillies #RingTheBell

WHY R WE BEATING EVERYTHING INTO THE GROUND?!!’vjdjrjrjjfjsjdjdnffjjrjsjahrjkfk #Phillies #RingTheBell

Watching this team is like having the wool pulled from my eyes. They’ve sucked for a while now #Phillies #RingTheBell

Readying myself to pivot to #Flyers hockey if the #Phillies lose another shot at the crown

#Phillies dancing on their own #RingTheBell #Postseason

Phillies in 5

@stoolpresidente Watching and waiting til the end

Not me convinced this was, finally, the #Phillies year #RingTheBell