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where is the 10 minute version of Ribs

petition to switch the fact that 12 “PM” is noon & 12 “AM” is midnight bc sry but tht genuinely couldnt b less logical

evry single time i go to goodwill i end up buyin the absolute most godawful hideous items bc i GENUINELY convince myself i can make them cute by cuttin them

things tht keep me up @ nite: the odds tht were actually jus livin on a tiny dust spec like in horton hears a who

nothin grinds my gears more than the way the nbc stay tuned reporters on snap talk w their hands the drama

ok i made it all day yesterday w out tweeting abt harry styles bday.....today is for my baby punxutawney phil...& tmro? ~me~

things tht r magic & u can’t tell me otherwise: the purple glue tht turns clear

it’s that time of year again </3

i can’t stop laughing at this

peanut butter baby has to be like a child by now right..wonder how tht lil fellas doin

kesha was so right. we r who we r

Very troubling that the song "Monster Mash" isn't the Monster Mash — it's a song about the Monster Mash, which is not itself heard on the track, and is fundamentally unknowable to us.

happy 1st day of halloween ladies n gents

A relationship should be 50/50, I treat her like a goddess and she sees me as her second favorite person behind Harry Styles

i wld give anything in the world to b able to jus HOLD chicken little like scoop him up in my arms......mornin thoughts

my body is not a temple it is doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

unwell in every sense of the word, to say the LEAST