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@TensionFilter @no_scooters @PokerPolitics If God washed their feet, they would complain to the manager to get Him fired for not smiling.
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🇵🇸 Lt. Colonel Alex Chaircheck
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🇵🇸 Lt. Colonel Alex Chaircheck
@AlexChaircheck
Lt. Colonel in the United Nations Cosmo Navy. Fought for YOUR RIGHTS in high Jupiter orbit. He/him/sir https://t.co/zQIhspfmYJ
Groomlake Sumali Kasım 2012
521 Sinusundan745 Mga Tagasunod
@twinkdefcon ...wait, so you're telling me anime stats on character height and weight have zero connection to reality...but the cup sizes are scrupulously accurate?!
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You joke but I was trying to look up help with bra sizing a while back and I was just getting detailed charts of Hoyoverse characters’ cup sizes
ham@s shiny colors@Noontide108
gooners understand bra sizing better than women do
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@poppy_haze The Osprey is a machine for killing Marines
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i haven't seen anyone talking about this angle, but we literally invented the V-22 Osprey because the other time we landed C-130s in the Iranian desert, they got stuck.
We did it again, they got stuck again.
Why didn't we use the plane we literally invented to do this?
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The vernacular & whimsical phrase “Open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards,” carrying an implicit note of envious admiration, vs. the rhetorically solid but deeply evil soundbite “Let’s roll” (Bush 2001), vs. the homespun construction “We tortured some folks” (Obama 2014)
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@lukeisamazing And if you look at that history book you'll find they made you walk a hundred miles barefoot through the snow to beg the pope for forgiveness
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this has literally been their bit since before Christianity was legalized! the first anti-pope occurred within 100 years of Jesus’s death! I’m sorry none of you even so much as glance at a history book
She hopf on my fibration@girlbossmoder
"As a Catholic I disagree with the Pope" remains a very funny bit
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@veryultraviolet @kathpreolinae I'm sorry, Violet, people in your replies genuinely seem to think you're denying trans women a feminine number of ribs
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@kathpreolinae and hrt is different from getting a surgery to obtain an unrealistic body type that supports the patriarchy
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i understand that some people have dysphoria but i also think that sometimes maybe you should not get a psychotic amount of ribs removed and try to love the body you’re in
daily motivation@prettierdaily
tbh i don’t know if i like it or not
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@Jervis_F00 @veryultraviolet @kathpreolinae Can you check for me real quick how many ribs women have
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🇵🇸 Lt. Colonel Alex Chaircheck nag-retweet
Timothy Snyder doing a 17-tweet conspiracy thread on Trump and Iran without mentioning Israel once
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Timothy Snyder@TimothyDSnyder
Given Trump’s Easter threats to carry out new war crimes in Iran, we should think one or two steps ahead about a coup attempt connected to the war. And then deter it. (1/17)
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CIA watching Trump say this on the record to a reporter:
Trey Yingst@TreyYingst
NEW: The United States sent guns to the Iranian protesters through the Kurds, President Trump told Fox News. "We sent guns to the protesters, a lot of them," President Trump told me. "And I think the Kurds took the guns."
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@GotownedU90175 @Inhumansoflate1 But they're the Kurds and the other guys are the CIA. We know how this ends!
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@AlexChaircheck @Inhumansoflate1 I’m not giving them the “poor Kurds got tricked again” benefit of the doubt. They purposefully want to destabilize the region to do an Israel style takeover
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So I was right . Anarchists from Syria helped the CIA try to overthrow the Iranians government.
Joe☭🔻@ScottishCommie
Damn once again the tankies were right about the January "protests" and yet the entire soft left which helped to launder what happened as "peaceful demonstrators rising up against a tyrannical government" will refuse to acknowledge what they supported like with Syria, etc
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@trefinedAura That's why fanfic and not superhero comics is the modern Greek mythology. It's people telling and retelling the same stories and refining them.
Imagine if Homer couldn't get the rights to Athena so she couldn't show up in the Illiad
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🇵🇸 Lt. Colonel Alex Chaircheck nag-retweet
The pilot is completely fine. Yes, he walked 110 miles and crossed several mountains while mortally wounded. Yes, he's back home and safe and sound and enjoying life and proud to have served.
No, you can't see him.
No, we can't share his name.
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🇵🇸 Lt. Colonel Alex Chaircheck nag-retweet
This is why it is important to have nukes. And if have nukes, make more nukes. And have intercontinental missiles. Then put the nukes on those missiles. And more importantly keep them paired, ready, hidden but operational even in the case of decapitation strikes.
But most importantly, select and put the most patriotic and uncompromising hands in-charge of those nukes with the ability to counter strike. So the crazy adversary knows no matter how battered and how leaderless, the country will rain down a nuclear holocaust on them.
What I'm saying is, just having some nukes and ICBMs needing five people's authorization to assemble a strike is not enough these days. The enemy must know it will happen anyhow. There's no escape from nuclear hell if sovereignty is breached beyond a point.
A world of crazies needs crazy preparation and crazier posturing for a country to not be consumed by it.
Smita Prakash@smitaprakash
This is not fake. This is from the President of America
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@sesquimundist @pachabelcanon Vance is so weird, the dryest, most cynical guy to ever write about fairies
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🇵🇸 Lt. Colonel Alex Chaircheck nag-retweet
Science fiction authors who write good prose: Gregory Benford, Roger Zelzany, Cordwainer Smith, Theodore Sturgeon, Alfred Bester, Robert Silverberg, J. G. Ballard, Iain Banks, James Tiptree Jr, Dan Simmons, William Gibson, John Brunner, Samuel R. Delany, Kim Stanley Robinson...
francis@pachabelcanon
i don't think i could read project hail mary
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@humantransit @pachabelcanon true, but let me tell you a little secret about James Tiptree Junior...
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@pachabelcanon A few more women deserve to be on this list: Ursula Le Guin, Ada Palmer, Jo Walton, Doris Lessing, Octavia Butler ...
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@NornQueenKya The best version of this joke is still in Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash, where they introduce a water cooled Gatling railgun called Reason.
And then say the line, "I'm sure they'll listen to Reason."
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@hueoops Time to rediscover Imperator: Rome!
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I have a craving to play a paradox game but they’re all kind of like in a poopslop state rn
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