Alt Etho

@annah_blair I'm looking for soneone buttless

If you know me well which side I'm i standing in ,East or west

@keezafaith For the same reason African girl like old white guys.

Why do African men like marrying these old white women instead of us who are young ? 🤔

@NoraDector You need a special injection

Guys what causes back-ache 😭😭 I don’t even lift anything heavy what could be the problem? Let me even sleep 😑💔

@nahodhamorgan02 @WamanyaPious 你好

@AltEtho @WamanyaPious Drop your cv on my dm you have won an English tutoring job in a Chinese school

If you are really good in English, start a sentence with “On” and end with “on”

@rwenzori_ My cousin is disturbing us here, she has gone full mental.

35% of Ugandans suffer from mental health disorders. Not me inside there, not me 😂

@hillarytaylorvi @brianmixologist @wadadamichael @PoliceUg But what was he doing in the school the same minute the babies were slaughtered?

@brianmixologist @wadadamichael there’s a part you’re missing which the interpreter brings out in luganda at the end. okello says he was coerced by @policeug to say so. he is still pleading innocent

Okello “the American” has accepted killing the Ggaba children in a sacrifice ritual for riches.

@hillarytaylorvi Every election is fake or real depending in your imperative subjectivity. A US election can be fake to me but to some real and imperative.

@AltEtho you’re only getting more divisive with a fake election

you spent years criticizing byabakama over fake 2021/2026 elections, but you are comfortably participating in the uox election circus, which is even more compromised. - no voter verification - bots voting! - folks running many fake accounts - polarization is inevitable - uox operates illegally - kwikiriza is a joke….

@UOXUganda I feel great voting for someone and they actually win.

Dear Ugandans On X, We've come to the end of our poll for the next UOX President for the term 2026-2028. Thank you very much for voting. #UOXDecides26

@NuwatuhaProssy Have you not been watching Nova?

Let me ask, like Samson Kasumba what is the role of the UOX president?

@Naturinda96 Wrong picture. The lady in the picture was lynched by the mob chasing her during the Lebanese civil/religious war

UOX when Gift Grace finally wins the election today

Should a president be using curse words?

@PyeparFaisal MHSRIP

Our Bule (Bulega Abdul). Inallilahi wainalileyhi rajihoon

@Meddie_Ug_St It will get worse

What if Muhoozi endorses Mama Uganda?

@roxie_ug Olimba olimba

Akalulu bakakutemu

Ugandan X is the best!

@KwikirizaNova Okyikoze baba

The only election without internet and power shutdowns, not teargas, no kiboko, no arrests, no abductions , no basements, no murders, no fake results from the EC……… #UOXDecides26

@GalaxyFMUg @GiftGrace01

Who are you voting as the next UOX President?

@sk_bongomin93 Asaga

Sheila Gashumba has changed strategy and gone to Snap chat naye banange 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌