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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, Evertonian, work in accounting, and bit of a biff

Somewhere over the rainbow Sumali Şubat 2010
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Wait! @piersmorgan I’ve found that verse!! The really important thing is that we, you, me all of us are loved. And not because of anything we have accomplished or ever could achieve. But because of who loves us.

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Ed Balls did a “do you know who I am” when he forgot his pass for that completely on board and not at all suss Bilderberg conference
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Make it make sense
Premier League Match Centre@PLMatchCentre

#WHUEVE – 84’ The referee’s call of no penalty was checked and confirmed by VAR – with it deemed that Fernandes accidentally handled the ball while grappling with an opponent.

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They booed when food bank messages were displayed, they sang about the Tories, sang feed the scousers, they sang about Boris cutting benefits, fair to say I will greatly enjoy seeing Leicester relegated to oblivion.
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@Danny_McMoomins It’s peak money laundering mixed with something that will give you worst food poisoning
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Who are these dirty cunts getting a big slimy bag of squid and prawns tipped over their table sans plates to eat like a tramp
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I didn’t know that Olly Robbins, the latest darling of the liberal/centrist commentariat, was the “Civil Servant” who oversaw the destruction of the @guardian’s hard drives after the Snowden story broke. Also, he left the Civil Service under Johnson…to work for Goldman Sachs.
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Mad how I knew when they got that corner
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Out of breath getting here
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I did this with a work colleague emailed her to apologise only to find out she hadn’t heard me so that was boss
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Barely 1 and I’m 4 pints in, schoolboy error not bad prepping the sofa for a nights kip, forza the doghouse blues
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the strokes highlighted the CIAs involvement in killing political leaders and overthrowing govts, showed the last university of Gaza being destroyed and showcased how racism and violence is ingrained in American history…they spoke up more with a screen than anyone at coachella..
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Paddy the baddy talking about Arsenal fans
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if the BBC were live-streaming this we’d be met with an abrupt blank screen and a notice that the strokes had to return to their home planet or something
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