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Asmongold explains why an L for Europe is an L for all of Western civilization "Western civilization is collectively owned by everybody who has inherited it from Europe. Australians are from Europe. Americans are from Europe. Canadians are from Europe." "Europe is the fatherland of Western civilization. An L for Europe is an L for Western civilization and America and Australia, New Zealand, Canada, everywhere else. We are all in this together. It's the same culture. We came from Europe."

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Asmongold says Pokimane is hiding who she really is and everybody knows it "You can tell she is probably the nastiest cattiest bitch privately. That's the reason why so many people are annoyed by her." "You should just let the demons out. That's who you really are. We know that's who you are. It's obvious. Everybody knows it." "She never says anything. That's what's gonna happen nine times out of ten."

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Asmongold says having a big ugly nose is actually the most alpha trait a man can have "I think having a big fucked up nose is actually the alpha thing to have if you're a guy. Women want little cute button noses like anime girls, but if you're a dude, look at the Roman emperors." "You should never get plastic surgery. Unless there's a deformity, you should never ever get surgery. You don't want to end up looking like a Bloodborne boss." "What about all the Korean girls you follow? Well, that's different. Men and women aren't the same thing."

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Asmongold reveals the moment his dad's brutal honesty changed his entire outlook on life "My dad was the biggest asshole I've ever met. I love my dad, he was a great person and he helped me so much. But he was a fucking asshole like you have no idea." "I was really upset and crying and he just goes, what the fuck's wrong with you? Of course it's bad. Life isn't about being happy. Stop being a pussy. It's gonna get worse. You know that right? It's gonna keep getting worse." "At the time I thought this is the last thing I need to hear. But it was actually the main thing I needed to hear right there." "I was even crying about the fact that he was getting older. He's like, yeah, and it's gonna get worse and then I'm gonna die. And you know what? He was right. And in a weird way, telling me that prepared me for it. When it happened, I was ready."

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Asmongold claims the Democrats are the last remaining cult in America "I feel like we don't have as many cults nowadays. The only thing we have left now is the Democrats. That's it. I feel like cults are kind of over. They got consumed by gacha."

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Asmongold says God of War chose realism over appeal and that's stupid "God of War has been a series going on for 15 years with the same main character. The character is ugly fied from its actual actress. The actress in my opinion is a 10/10, insanely attractive. How do you turn her into this? Why do you do that?" "Castlevania has multiple protagonists following the Belmont family. JoJo has Jonathan, Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke. Character resets are an established reality in those series." "It's an intentional decision of them prioritizing realism over appeal. That's stupid. What player wants that?"

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Asmongold reminds everyone who was right about the God of War female protagonist "I've been seeing a lot of Eve fan art and cosplays but nothing for Fey. All those fat hog foids that were crying and trying to insult me, the results speak for themselves. And they always do.” "Why is everybody cosplaying Eve and nobody's cosplaying Fey? Everybody knows why. It's because I was right. Nobody wanted to admit it though.” "Big surprise a pretty girl is getting more attention than a 43 year old surburban mom. Chud reality cannot be undone. It can't be subverted. It can't be denied. It is inevitable."

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Asmongold explains what gaming lost that it's never getting back "Being really good at video games used to mean a lot. Now nobody cares about being that guy anymore." "When you'd go into Stormwind and see someone with full Tier 2 and Thunderfury, there used to be a respect you gave to that. Now there's nothing like that. Nobody gives a fuck. It's meaningless."

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Asmongold exposes the socialism internet paradox "The biggest socialists on the internet enjoy capitalism the most, and the biggest capitalists on the internet enjoy socialist lifestyles the most" "Look at Elon Musk. He's living in a random apartment with nothing in it except a computer and a little statue of a rocket ship. Meanwhile every socialist influencer has a Porsche, a million dollar house, and watches worth $20,000." "The moment somebody says eat the rich, they're about to sell you something. The moment they say everybody should be equal, they're about to sell you something."

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Asmongold drops the most brutal analogy about how the rich see the poor "Actual rich people have like 50 different buffer layers they use to avoid ever having to see a poor person. They don't even know these things exist. I'm referring to poor people." "They understand poor people in the same way that you understand a zebra. You've seen pictures of zebras, you've learned about zebras in school, you've even seen videos of zebras and maybe went to a zoo once. But you're not going around seeing zebras every day."