PI Corvin Helms

"I don't know. Every day the case log feels like it grows more and more. But I can't take a break. Gotta keep going." 📒Alcohol fueled detective 📒Owns an Agency 📒Total Workaholic 18+ Only, no minors ooc or ic (duh), potential NSFW themes ahead Further details to come~

📒Play the new James Bond, do it now.

@__BurnMyDread Mmm. As long as you have a way to be able to quiet those voices. Sometimes, you need a space to truly be alone.

@AspectOfFate Mhm, what started as a weird quirk became an everyday thing.

You get used to having 12 voices in your head talking to you 24/7, sometimes even among themselves, and judging your every decision.

@reisonator "Morning." Quiet. His eyes clearly still focusing as he wakes, but the hint of a lift in his lips show his content state. Waking up safely in the presence of another was...comforting. "Sleep well...?"

@AspectOfFate She fought back a yawn as she shifted to move on her stomach, nuzzling into the pillow. Her eyes looked over his sleeping face, having woken up minutes before. "Oh-- morning...?" A little startled to see he has woken up too.

Lazy mornings with her... Don't mind her just admiring your sleeping form.

...... He was going to do a rude awakening, but he lost the heart. He'll sit back and wait.

@_ish_ara "I'll take it over my contemporaries. I'll do murders over wives and cheating any day."

@AspectOfFate “To me, that's ALWAYS the bread and butter. Usually by choice.”

“[READER], are you okay over there?”

@_ish_ara "Mmhm. Private eye. Cover all sorts but homicide's been the bread and butter lately."

@AspectOfFate “Oh. You're a detective?”

He's going with Mukuro for some target practice.

📒An Alastor doing Britney Spears wasn't on my 2026 TL Bingo card but I'll take it. XD

@bl00dydetective Just means a little bit of vigilance needs to be kept up, is all.

@AspectOfFate Too quiet is just as bad as too loud

Nothing happening. Another boring day.

Readying up the rifle and the revolver for today.

@_ish_ara "...." Putting two and two together, wait for it.... "Oh."

@AspectOfFate “Eh... most Heroic Spirits can't get pregnant, so that's the "medical reason" why.”

“Are people really using Grails to get pregnant now? This is a pretty low bar.”

@_ish_ara "Yes, but it just...sounds wrong. Unless you have a medical reason why you can't, but then there's adoption and other routes. Compared to mine which... ....keeping quiet on."

@AspectOfFate “To have a family? It's the only logical reason... unless people have a thing for getting pregnant.”

@_ish_ara "Yeah, but why are they making that the wish, why is that wish priority number one-"

@AspectOfFate “It's not anything too bad. They just wish for human bodies to get pregnant.”

@IMVXTAL "Fine, fine. Just make sure she comes back in one piece."

@AspectOfFate “I don’t need it clean. I just need it to drive without me having to leave my office chair.”

“I need to run a test. Lemme borrow your wheels.”

@IMVXTAL "Yeah, that's why I assume nefarious methods usually. You know what the last criminal lead I had to deal with put me through? Hmm. Let me just clean it out then. No point sending you in a trashy car."

@AspectOfFate “You get clocked on your last outing or something? You know you’re talking with the leader of a whole syndicate? I’m not some common crook. And I don’t believe there’s many things more noble at this time than being the one who’s going to blow the Dark Harvester out of the sky.”

@IMVXTAL "Knowing you, it's a safe assumption. How many of your exploits tend to involve such? Name of heroism, OK, absolutely going to doubt that."

@AspectOfFate “Assuming such nefarious things in my plan. I’m offended, frankly. No spy car. No petty crime. Not even a lick of money. Just quite a big theft in the name of heroism.”