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Starting a thread 🧵 of Heyman’s poor Mariners takes. add if you’d like.

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@TheLifeofCyph @JonHeyman So 1 in how many? Batting .100 isn’t necessarily good.

@BaseballDudeMan @JonHeyman

With the 12 postseason teams set, time to assess preseason picks. Got 9 right. Had Brewers, White Sox and Red Sox in, not Phillies, Rays and Guardians. C-plus for me. Would have been a B if Brewers had beaten out Phillies.

@TheLifeofCyph @JonHeyman I didn’t say they weren’t right. I said they’re poor. Try to find me any positive Mariners take by Heyman.

@BaseballDudeMan @JonHeyman i read thru this thread and 90% of what he was saying wasnt wrong. you're screenshotting tweets from 2018-19 about how he thinks the rebuild will take a while. well guess what, it took yall 4 years. thats kind of a while. not a long while tho

@MattC03 @JonHeyman Wild if true

@Dice_Man_21 @MsPlayoffHope They have the clinching record tho

Here are some updated Mariners numbers: Records on the Days of the Week and Uniform Record. #mariners #seausrise

Geno still hasn't written back 😏 @GenoSmith3 | @Seahawks

Starting a thread 🧵 of Heyman’s poor Mariners takes. add if you’d like.

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mariners magic number, take two:

The Mariners have a 99% chance of seeing the postseason since 2001. I was in HS so I vividly remember that season. What about you? I’m genuinely curious.

@MsPlayoffHope @AppleTV

Yo, @AppleTV, your baseball broadcast is subpar with the constant volume changes…loud, muted, quiet, blazin balls loud, quiet…figure it out. This experience sucks.

@C_AdamskiTrib honestly tho…

@shakeitupbabyy if you’ve never used them, find the one that gives you free delivery your first time, I think doordash?

Okay guys, not trying to change the topic from the game or anything BUT what is the best food delivery app? Uber Eats? Doordash? Postmates? Deadass never used any of these types of apps so I would like guidance lol

🔹.1% away from 99% per Fangraphs. 🔹4% chance to win the world series. 🔹1.1% to miss the playoffs entirely. ❓If the Mariners have a 4% of “winning” the World Series, what’s the % of actually getting there? Has to be higher than 4%, right?

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Mariners Wildcard Update 7/27: 🔹Mariners win🔥🧹 🔹Blue Jays lose👍🏼 🔸Rays win, Orioles lose👎🏼👍🏼 🔸Red Sox lose, Guardians win👎🏼👍🏼 🔹White Sox lose👍🏼 #mariners #SeaUsRise