BasedMilady88

@aas_ker Hitting someone's car yeah I didn't that, RIP your baby yeah it's sad but I still feel like you had time to brake you were probably just on your phone

what’s one thing you’ll never, ever apologize for????

@aas_ker Idk go give an edgy 14 year old 10 tabs of acid and make em watch Passion of the Christ and then once it's over get angry at them for wasting His sacrifice just screaming what's wrong with them why can't they love God, leave, come back, ask if they're ready to watch it, repeat 🤣

“Do people really change, or does their true nature simply come to light?”

@bettyjaws The one racist judge who always gives the maximum sentence to only minorities and now the streets are safe at night and the deodorant doesn't require you to ask an employee to grab it

being so evil it actually loops back around to being good

@urcryptocutie He can eat my cum after I leave the room it's not gay if you're not looking that's the law besides that he's pretty chill might buy him a cruise ticket and tell him we're all going and ditch him he deserves something nice too considering he pays for everything

how do you feel about your girlfriend’s husband?

@chloeallegra228 In the beginning when I owned crypto I couldn't even explain how the post office worked let alone how the drugs were making it safely through their mailing system to my house with my entire government name and registered address on the package without being caught it was magic

in the beginning could everyone that owned crypto explain what encryption is?

@thefarmersheep Its probably a hinny where it's a male horse and female donkey just a product of a massive horsecock and fat ass just two combos that sound like they go together but you're get the worst of both worlds when actually combined irl

what’s your animal spirit.

@xnumb9 Oooh the French are so strong 🤣

strength is in surrender not control control is forcing something out of fear

@bl1sterex1sts No you just have demons inside you that the alcohol affects you just need to find Jesus Christ and love yourself, the problem is never the substance it's always the person doing it

I've been alcohol free for months now and I'm becoming anti alcohol. That shit is the devils water

@rabbitholebot What if it's good tho what the person in charge actually can't read and instead of summoning Satan they get rid of him like that if they really fuck it up

As ridiculous as it sounds to most people, I'm convinced that we're witnessing some kind of actual occult "black magic spell" being used on a global scale.

@data__forest On molly getting peed on by a 24 year old OF girl in a Motel 6 bathtub

45 year old slut woman where the fuck she at????

@xnumb9 Trespassing usually expires after a year don't worry

forgive me all my trespasses

@cyp_ll Hating makes you ugly and being hated is for being ugly and being loved is for the beautiful 💖

hate is ugly

@aas_ker I was told I couldn't bring snacks unless I brought enough for everyone in high school so I just brought snacks for everyone since I had a job like aight I guess snacks cost 15x and I'm buying 15 bags and harass them for money later if they open em

What's your reason for being kind???

@rx4mg Pepsi

what flavor soap do you guys recommend

@xnumb9 It depends, is your favorite thing about the Beatles that John Lennon got what he deserved cuz if so I forgive you

Do you forgive me even tho i like the Beatles

@buggyboisNFT No but like I'm in a grocery store and Ms Piggy is threatening to dunk me in a tank of water then put me on a rollercoaster if I don't regain muscle control like it's Kill Bill Volume 1 and get back to stocking shelves

“I have these lucid dreams where i can’t move a thing” Actually, Mr. Juice, that would be sleep paralysis

@teethundertone What mmo is that I've never seen that acronym

age players are fucking weird

@psyopchief I like how when you see it on a tree you're like "yeah that tree is old" even tho it's exactly as tall and wide as every tree around it

@BasedMilady88 I love lichen on dark trees

I love moss

@icygobrrr yeah it's so

@BasedMilady88 wow me too

isn’t it crazy how