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Bender (parody)

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fejau@fejau_inc·
Hyperliquid gives me hope
Colossus@colossusmag

This is the story of Hyperliquid, the most profitable startup per employee on earth, told from a guarded office in Singapore. Last year, its team of 11 generated $900 million in profit. It's 3 years old, has never taken a dollar of venture capital, and is beginning to change how century-old markets work. Its founder, Jeffrey Yan (@chameleon_jeff), had never taken a physics class when he picked up a textbook at 16. Two years later, he won gold at the International Physics Olympiad. In 2019, he started trading with $10,000 from a living room in Puerto Rico—working off a television because he didn't own a monitor. Within 3 years, he was running one of the largest anonymous crypto trading firms. Then he shut it down. Yan was rich and free, but he had spent years inside crypto, watching it betray itself. Bitcoin's central premise was decentralization. Yet the biggest exchanges were centralized. Crypto kept reintroducing the dependence on trust it was built to eliminate. He set out to create what should have existed. Hyperliquid is a blockchain with a trading exchange on top, and anyone can build on it. Yan's vision is to house all of finance. In 3 years, it has done over $4 trillion in volume. And in the past few months, it has begun to outgrow crypto. Markets for oil, silver, and the S&P 500 now trade on Hyperliquid around the clock, weekends included, and are growing roughly 40% week on week. When the US and Israel bombed Iran on a Saturday in February, Hyperliquid was the venue traders turned to. Hyperliquid's success has cost Yan his freedom. He works out of a secret office in Singapore and cannot travel without two bodyguards. Even the team's housekeeper doesn't know what they do. In January, @domcooke spent a week at their office. Read his profile on Yan and @HyperliquidX below.

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حيدر | Haydar
حيدر | Haydar@chronicalihere·
When they speak of Iran holding the world economy hostage by choosing who can access it's waterway, just recall that 1 in 4 humans on this planet live under US sanctions. These are a form of economic terrorism and collective punishment enforced to secure its political interests.
حيدر | Haydar@chronicalihere

The Lancet recently published a study which found that sanctions from the US have caused 38 million deaths since 1970. The average death toll ranges from 400,000 to over 1 million per year.

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Yaugourt.hl@Yaugourt·
TLDR: SEC just carved out a path for self-custodial crypto interfaces to operate without broker-dealer registration. Hyperliquid already matches the criteria by design. Jeff updated his bio to 'building a pretty good house for all finance' the same day. Priority fees went LIVE on mainnet this week. Real HYPE burning, real auctions. What it unlocks: HIP-3 perps on oil, gold, Apple, Tesla, indices, trading 24/7 when Wall Street is closed. HIP-4 prediction markets and parametric insurance cross-margined with the perps. Priority fees as a native pricing mechanism for execution order, burning HYPE structurally. US institutional desks finally have a legal framework to engage. The door just opened. TradFi ran on closed systems for 100 years. Hyperliquid runs open, instant, unified, and continuous. The migration starts now. A house for all finance. Just use Hyperliquid.
Yaugourt.hl@Yaugourt

Everything just lined up for Hyperliquid. Let me spell it out because I don't think people fully see what happen. April 13, 2026: The SEC Division of Trading and Markets publishes a staff statement explicitly carving out a path for crypto user interfaces that prepare transactions in crypto asset securities to operate without registering as broker-dealers. The conditions: self-custodial wallets, transparent routing, disclosed fees, no discretion over execution, no payment for order flow. Hyperliquid's architecture already matches almost every single one of these criteria by design. Same day: Jeff quietly updates his bio. From "building a pretty good dex" then "building a pretty good L1" and finally "building a pretty good house of all finance" This week also priority fees go LIVE on mainnet in alpha mode. Not testnet. Real HYPE burning, real auctions, real revenue capture. The mechanism that was science fiction two weeks ago is operational today. Now connect the dots. HIP-3 lets anyone deploy perps on ANY asset. Oil, gold, Apple, Tesla, Nasdaq-100, wheat, the VIX. Currently on Hyperliquid you can trade these assets 24/7. On traditional exchanges you can't. Wall Street closes at 4pm. Hyperliquid never does. HIP-4 adds prediction markets on real world events. CDS-like instruments. Parametric insurance. Binary options on economic data. All settling natively on the same L1 as the perps. All cross-margining against each other in the same account. Priority fees create a native pricing mechanism for execution order. No private order flow. No dark pools. No colocation advantage hidden behind closed APIs. Anyone willing to pay HYPE can access the front of the line. Every bid burns the native token into protocol value. And now the SEC has essentially blessed the model as long as the interface stays user-sovereign, transparent, and non-discretionary. What does that unlock? Institutional desks in the US that were waiting for regulatory clarity can now start building on Hyperliquid without fear of the broker-dealer registration trap. Prop shops that want to trade oil and Tesla on weekends have a venue that matches their needs. Market makers who used to need ISDAs and prime broker relationships can now provide liquidity via simple API calls. Hedge funds that wanted 24/7 exposure to equities without the paperwork finally have a legitimate path. The traditional finance infrastructure is closed 40% of the time. Hyperliquid is open 100% of the time. And now institutional US participants have a legal framework to engage with it. What's missing? Three things, and all three are solvable. First, full transparency on order routing so the last gray zone disappears. The SEC statement is clear that routing logic must be based on pre-disclosed and objective parameters. Hyperliquid's matching engine is onchain and auditable by design, but the routing layer from frontends needs to be documented and verified. Androolloyd's work on independent client verification is directly relevant here. Second, a clean Clarity Act or equivalent federal legislation that codifies what the SEC staff statement already suggests informally. Staff statements are not law. A full legal framework is. Once that lands, every institutional compliance team in the US gets a green light to engage. Third, dedicated stablecoin infrastructure for TradFi. USDH is a start. USDC on Hyperliquid via Native Markets is another. But institutional desks need specific rails for settlement, reporting, and treasury operations. The pieces are being built, and the pace is accelerating. The economics for HYPE holders are straightforward. Every new institutional dollar that enters Hyperliquid generates fees. Fees flow back through staking, priority auctions, and structural demand for the native token. The more sophisticated the users, the more they pay for priority. The more they pay for priority, the more HYPE burns. The more HYPE burns, the tighter the supply. The tighter the supply, the higher the floor for anyone holding. This isn't about a new DEX. This isn't about a new L1. This is about an onchain venue that can host the entire apparatus of global finance on infrastructure that runs 24/7, settles in seconds, is transparent by design, and is now being implicitly legitimized by US regulators. Jeff wrote it plainly. A house for all finance. Not for crypto traders. Not for degens. For all finance. TradFi ran on closed systems, delayed settlement, fragmented liquidity, and restricted hours for 100 years. Hyperliquid is rebuilding the same functions with open access, instant settlement, unified liquidity, and continuous operation. The institutional door just opened. The priority fee machine just turned on. The product suite is live. The regulatory path is emerging. The timing isn't a coincidence, it's a convergence. Just use Hyperliquid.

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Derin Olenik
Derin Olenik@BigpictureBTC·
Strategy (MSTR) Preferred Dividend Burn Math. The Bottom Line: At its current growth rate, Strategy will exhaust its $2.25B preferred dividend reserve in 9 to 10 months. If ATM issuance continues compounding at this pace, dividend obligations will hit nearly $700 Billion in 2.5 years. Even if the $MSTR share price skyrockets back to its previous all-time high of $543, the company would still have to dilute common shareholders by nearly 400% just to pay the preferred yields. Here is the exact math using official SEC filings and live corporate dashboards. 1/ The Starting Line Feb 5, 2026: Q4 Earnings 8-K announced a $2.25B USD Reserve (effective Feb 1) to fund "2.5 years" of preferred dividends. Today is April 13, 71 days later. 2/ STRC Variable Burn STRC obligations grow dynamically via ATM issuance. •Feb 1: $3.4B Notional at 11.25% yield = $1,047,945/day. •April 13: $6.357B Notional at 11.50% yield = $2,003,142/day. •71-Day Average Cost: $1,525,543/day. Total STRC burned: $108.31M. 3/ Fixed Preferred Burn Based on Form 424B5 and Q4 filings: •STRE: ~$716.8M USD notional at 10% = $196,383/day. •STRD: $292.4M notional at 10% = $80,109/day. •STRF: $202.6M notional at 10% = $55,506/day. •STRK: $50.0M notional at 8% = $10,958/day. Total Fixed Burn ($342,956/day * 71 days): $24.35M. 4/ Remaining Cash Reserve Starting Reserve: $2,250,000,000 Less STRC Burn: -$108,310,000 Less Fixed Burn: -$24,350,000 Current Reserve: $2,117,340,000 ($2.117B). 5/ Exponential Depletion STRC grew from $3.4B to $6.357B in 71 days (86.9% absolute growth). Compound Monthly Growth Rate (CMGR): (6.357 / 3.4) ^ (30 / 71) - 1 = 30.06% monthly compounding. If 30.06% growth continues, starting with today's $71.36M monthly burn and $2.117B reserve: •Month 1: $71.3M burn ($2.04B left) •Month 4: $144.5M burn ($1.69B left) •Month 7: $305.7M burn ($933M left) •Month 9-10: Reserve exhausted. 6/ Cost to Regain 2.5-Year Runway What is the cost to refill a 30-month reserve? •Static (Stop Issuance): 30 months requires $2.14B. With $2.117B left, the deficit is $23.8M. Requires issuing 183k common shares at $130. •Dynamic (30.06% Growth Continues): The sum of 30 months of compounding dividend obligations is $699.7B ($699.4B STRC + $0.3B Fixed). Deficit: $697.6 Billion. 7/ The Price Target Illusion Strategy bulls will argue that the share price will be much higher by then, making the dilution negligible. Let's run the math on raising that $697.6 Billion deficit against a current float of roughly 333 Million outstanding shares. Here is the exact dilution required to pay the 30-month dividend bill at higher price targets: •At $130/share: 5.36 Billion shares issued (1,609% dilution) •At $200/share: 3.48 Billion shares issued (1,045% dilution) •At $300/share: 2.32 Billion shares issued (696% dilution) •At $400/share: 1.74 Billion shares issued (522% dilution) •At $500/share: 1.39 Billion shares issued (417% dilution) •At $543/share (Previous ATH): 1.28 Billion shares issued (386% dilution) Conclusion: Even in a hyper-bull scenario where MSTR reclaims its previous ATH of $543 per share, maintaining this 30% monthly ATM growth rate requires nearly quadrupling the outstanding share count just to pay the preferred dividends. If ATM issuance halts, Bitcoin accumulation stops. If issuance continues, the math dictates hyper-dilution regardless of the stock price. Unless he starts selling their BTC in which case the narrative and model collapses… It seems a vast majority of MSTR shareholders don’t understand what they’re cheering for. From a common shareholders perspective, $STRC should not be viewed as Digital Credit, but rather Digital Kamikaze….
Michael Saylor@saylor

Strategy has acquired 13,927 BTC for ~$1.00 billion at ~$71,902 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 5.6% YTD 2026. As of 4/12/2026, we hodl 780,897 $BTC acquired for ~$59.02 billion at ~$75,577 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

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Matt Corva
Matt Corva@MattCorva·
The SEC guidance is great not because of what it says, but because of what it means. For decades our system was built upon centralized intermediaries who for some time provided significant value. In the age of technology, specifically auditable smart contracts, the need for reliance on intermediaries who are more or less rent seekers is gone. The guidance under Atkins' leadership suggests the Staff is recognizing this. That innovation is necessary to do the best by the Staff's constituents - market participants. Not just by the legacy market infrastructure. Lots more to do, but this is an incredible moment. If decentralized applications meet their promise, you can pencil this down as the day centralized intermediaries were dealt a critical blow by allowing fair competition against them. (in before all the centralized intermediaries run the same playbook as the banks against CLARITY).
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Rory Johnston
Rory Johnston@Rory_Johnston·
OPEC+ crude production fell to an all-time low for the expanded producer group in March. And for OG OPEC, its the lowest recorded crude production since Desert Storm in 1990.
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Colossus
Colossus@colossusmag·
This is the story of Hyperliquid, the most profitable startup per employee on earth, told from a guarded office in Singapore. Last year, its team of 11 generated $900 million in profit. It's 3 years old, has never taken a dollar of venture capital, and is beginning to change how century-old markets work. Its founder, Jeffrey Yan (@chameleon_jeff), had never taken a physics class when he picked up a textbook at 16. Two years later, he won gold at the International Physics Olympiad. In 2019, he started trading with $10,000 from a living room in Puerto Rico—working off a television because he didn't own a monitor. Within 3 years, he was running one of the largest anonymous crypto trading firms. Then he shut it down. Yan was rich and free, but he had spent years inside crypto, watching it betray itself. Bitcoin's central premise was decentralization. Yet the biggest exchanges were centralized. Crypto kept reintroducing the dependence on trust it was built to eliminate. He set out to create what should have existed. Hyperliquid is a blockchain with a trading exchange on top, and anyone can build on it. Yan's vision is to house all of finance. In 3 years, it has done over $4 trillion in volume. And in the past few months, it has begun to outgrow crypto. Markets for oil, silver, and the S&P 500 now trade on Hyperliquid around the clock, weekends included, and are growing roughly 40% week on week. When the US and Israel bombed Iran on a Saturday in February, Hyperliquid was the venue traders turned to. Hyperliquid's success has cost Yan his freedom. He works out of a secret office in Singapore and cannot travel without two bodyguards. Even the team's housekeeper doesn't know what they do. In January, @domcooke spent a week at their office. Read his profile on Yan and @HyperliquidX below.
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Kun
Kun@0x_Kun·
People do a stupid thing of looking at wealth as money *only* comparing where they are in society based on "networth" and where that fits in % However you forget that most the top0.1% is like over 60 and most instinctively wouldnt trade a billion dollars to go from 20yo to a 70yo - so you are comparing things you wouldnt even trade for While we all run an individual race based on different goals money or otherwise if you want to get a better holistic sense of the time value of your life consider this: ie Calculate how much you would sell a year of your life for and then add those years - so if you are 25 with no money and you would sell the next year of your life for 10m dollars then you have just as much as someone 26 with 10m so on so forth This exercise is not about feeling better about having less or more its about trying to rewire your brain for the fact that you have to find a way to value your time so that you recognise the journey is worth so much that you cannot sacrifice it just for an outcome - because you could also be getting life poor even while making more Then learn from your peers that do live the way you want to live in the manner you want to live - someone older than you with more is just you with less years to live who traded that time for compounding Be thankful for where you are today as a future you will look back to how rich you were today despite having less
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DonAlt
DonAlt@DonAlt·
$BTC Every time BTC tries to break out Trump and friends throw a bunch more bombs on Iran and escalate things further Good news? We haven't broken down Bad news? Retards in charge can be retarded longer than we can remain solvent
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huf.hl@hufhaus9·
hyperliquid uk community - we are so back check the TG group londonmaxxxing for the summer
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Hend F Q
Hend F Q@LadyVelvet_HFQ·
Less than 1% of casualties in Ukraine are children. That number in Lebanon is 14%, and in Gaza it is 30%.
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Jewish Voice
Jewish Voice@jewishvoicelive·
Netanyahu is the Hitler of our time. The genocidal Netanyahu must be tried and given the harshest punishment. Israel is the Nazi state of our time, and this fake state is genocidal; it must be dismantled as soon as possible.
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Liquity
Liquity@LiquityProtocol·
Your stablecoin transactions are public by default. Not anymore. $BOLD can now be shielded through @RAILGUN_Project and the privacy focused wallet, Kohaku 👀. A truly sovereign stablecoin that's also private. @EthereumFndn's @ncsgy explained at ETH CC 👇 cypherpunk DeFi will win.
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🏴‍☠️@calvinfroedge·
Promise: Record Deportations Reality: Record H1Bs Promise: No new wars Reality: More war than ever Promise: Make America Great Reality: Make Israel Great Promise: Manufacturing Revival Reality: Economic Collapse Promise: Drain the Swamp Reality: Became the Swamp
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First Squawk
First Squawk@FirstSquawk·
APPLE MAPS APPEARS TO HAVE DELETED THE NAMES OF ALL VILLAGES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON - THIS IS THE PRECISE REGION ISRAEL IS PRESENTLY ATTEMPTING TO OCCUPY
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José Maria Macedo
José Maria Macedo@ZeMariaMacedo·
Banger. A few of my favourites; • AI will break the effort-to-value link. This is more psychologically damaging than inequality by itself. People can survive unfairness better than they can survive the feeling that their striving is irrelevant. • A paradise for the self-directed few can coexist with a meaning recession for the many. • Abundance and meaning can move in opposite directions. This may be the deepest civilizational novelty of the AI era: material life improves while subjective purpose decays. • Civilizations are not mainly threatened by discomfort; they are threatened by superfluity. A society full of people who feel unnecessary is more dangerous than a society full of people who are merely poor.
sam lessin 🏴‍☠️@lessin

A bunch of people have written me back saying this was the best newsletter I have ever sent (flattering) ... so here it is for those who don't subscribe: AI Is Not a Labor Crisis. It Is a Meaning Crisis.

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HealthRanger
HealthRanger@HealthRanger·
The helium collapse accelerates. All mass spec labs are about to go dark. Medical imaging, too, for those instruments that use helium. My lab has a 1-year supply of helium in place, because I saw this coming and ordered my analysts to stock up in early March. Apparently we got the last available "extra" helium in the supply chain. Now it's scarcity and, soon, panic.
Roger@rdd147

US helium distributors switch to “call for availability” on shortages. Most US helium has now been diverted to Taiwan on contracts signed two weeks ago. Medical Imaging will now take you 6 months plus to schedule as hospitals shift to referrals outside for imaging.

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banteg@banteg·
justin sun vs wlfi the original token deployed sep 2024 had no blacklist and no seizure, but it was upgradable. the blacklist was added in v2 on aug 24, 2025. 11 months after sun invested and one week before trading opened. on nov 19, 2025, another upgrade added batch reallocation, essentially seizing, justified with saving phished funds. whatever the paper contract said, the code for vesting contract supports cliff dates, linear schedules, and up to 8 segments per category. wlfi used none of these to restrict sun. they chose 20% instant lump-sum unlock, then punished him for using a fraction of it. the remaining 80% has no vesting schedule at all, 7+ months later, claimable() returns 0. the vesting contract has per-category schedules to enforce token lockups. what's interesting is wlfi has carved out a special category 3 specifically for justin sun, he's the only user in it. the other 519 investors are in category 1. 14 minutes before sun activated his wallet, wlfi's own 3-of-5 multisig configured category 3 to release 20% of his 3b allocation as freely transferable tokens at trading start. over the next 3 days sun transferred out 55m. a single guardian eoa (also on multisig) blacklisted him. that address is also the sole owner of a second guardian safe with threshold 1. so one person can freeze anyone, while seizing requires 3-of-5. meanwhile, the same multisig is using 5b wlfi as collateral on dolomite to borrow $250m in stablecoins. they represent 98% of all wlfi on dolomite and 86% of the protocol's entire borrow volume. two safes with the same five signers, running a usd1/usdc loop that recycles borrowed usd1 as collateral to borrow usdc and feed it back.
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