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"Teach a man to fish and he'll starve cause he doesn't have a fishing pole yet, but give a man a fish and he'll at least eat that because in both situations they don't have a fishing pole." - Sykkuno 2022

Thank god I wont be wearing his merch now. That thing is a pain in the ass to wash.

the universe knew not to give him that grand finals win. this is karma u scumbag

@sykkstellar I still to this day look at conquest thing to be one of the best days of my life. And now it just hurts.

bro i genuinely looked up to this guy and the community he built was something so genuine too ☹️

I'm actually heart broken and beyond disappointed. I getting off X and everything now.

sykkuno's broken family

🔹 sykkuno: why are you walking outside? 🔹 rainhoe: well I'm trying to see what they want! 🔹 sykkuno: stay in the kitch- oh gosh that's a crazy thing to say but you gotta stay in the kitchen! 🔹 rainhoe: you want me the woman to stay in the kitchen? what's wrong with you??

🔹 ray narvaez jr: you don't want a bigger butt? 🔹 sykkuno: I feel like that would make it less convenient to move around ya know? 🔹 ray narvaez jr: ohh. just send me a picture of your butt and I'll be the judge

🔹 sykkuno: screw it, we need a real chinese person. michael can you translate this for me? 🔹 yvonne: yeah ask the real chinese

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Context: Sykkuno gifts Lily $350 gloves in CS2 Miyoung: Damn... Michael does the second Tip2Tip and all of a sudden he's swiping like no tomorrow.

🔹 sykkuno: well if it isn't my 3rd best friend miyoung 🔹 miyoung: 3rd best friend? you have two other miyoung friends?

🔹 miyoung: you're problematic 🔹 sykkuno: what? no no. I'm peaceful. chill. peaceful. I got a few bad habits here and there 🔹 miyoung: a few? 🔹 sykkuno: how on this planet am I more problematic than lilyzynchu

sykkuno and rae's different taste in men

🔹 rae 💬: wanna start [re5] on sunday? 🔹 sykkuno: heck yeah I wanna start- wait rae you're awake right now? why are you awake right now? 🔹 rae 💬: I beat 4 tomorrow! 🔹 sykkuno: I'm down to start 5 on sunday. I'll even facecam- well maybe I shouldn't yell that out loud 🔹 rae 💬: don't worry chat I won't play with him unless he facecams

🔹 kitty: I was going to quit because I had turned in all the stuff and they scheduled me and my brother's wedding so I was like I don't know what you're going to do 🔹 sykkuno: you and your brother are getting married???

During an event in Taiwan, strong winds caused 7-Eleven Taiwan's mascot to disappear into the sky accompanied by pleasant background music.

miyoung judges sykkuno for his lack of pokopia biome repairs

🔹 sykkuno: if I just said I'm officially bricked, that sounds really weird. 🔹 miyoung: WHAT??? 🔹 abe: WHAT??? 🔹 miyoung: excuse me??

🔹 miyoung: you live here with your girlfriend? 🔹 sykkuno: uh yeah! well I wouldn't say girlfriend but I live here with my pokemon friends 🔹 miyoung: oh great he's into pokemon like that

🔹 sykkuno: my pp is so big now