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4 years ago I posted this meme and it was such a big deal that Wikipedia added it to my page saying I’m an antismite Amazing how fast the world has changed

Fight Club Star Edward Norton Uses His Time on Stephen Colbert’s Show to Speak Out Against Israel’s Genocide in Gaza

All this retard does is lie. He responded within 2 hours. 11 hours later Mark Levin posts saying he didn't respond.

If you think Elon Musk is some sort of hero you're a fucking idiot

Proud to announce that as of minutes ago, American Bitcoin (@ABTC) has passed Galaxy Digital in BTC holdings! We now stand as the #16th largest Public Bitcoin Company on Earth! No company is climbing the ladder faster Up, up, up we go! 🚀🇺🇸💪

@TFTC21 Good

An Indian oil tanker just crossed the Strait of Hormuz safely by paying for its cargo in Chinese yuan. Iran let it through. Ships paying in dollars get nothing. The world's most critical energy chokepoint is now being used to enforce a parallel payment system. Pay in yuan, you get safe passage. Pay in dollars, good luck. The Strait has been closed for 19 days. Twenty percent of global oil supply flows through that 21-mile gap. Dubai crude hit $152 a barrel. WTI in the US sits at $94. That is a $55 spread for the same commodity. In February it was 75 cents. SAS canceled 1,000 flights. Gas stations in Bangkok are dry. The IEA authorized the largest emergency oil release in history: 400 million barrels. JPMorgan says that buys weeks, not months. The Fed meets today boxed in. Oil-driven inflation means they cannot cut. A weakening economy means they cannot hike. The US national debt is at $39 trillion. The strategic reserves are draining. The petrodollar is not dying in a boardroom. It is dying in a shipping lane.

@elonmusk @grok We have seen otherwise. Many times.

With @Grok, we keep the honest versions and kill the bad transformers (I believe they are called “Decepticons”)

This is fine.

We're only three weeks into this war of choice, imposed on both Iranians and Americans. This $200b is the tip of the iceberg. Ordinary Americans can thank Benjamin Netanyahu and his lackeys in Congress for the trillion-dollar "Israel First tax" that's about to hit U.S. economy.

For a man so reliant on goodwill of Christians in the United States, Netanyahu's open disdain for Jesus Christ (PBUH) is remarkable. His unbridled praise for Djingis Khan, the worst slaughterer our region has ever seen, also fits with his current status as a wanted war criminal.

BREAKING: IRAN FM ARAGHCHI REPLIES TO NETANYAHU INSULT OF JESUS & PRAISE OF GENGHIS KHAN: “For a man so reliant on goodwill of Christians in the United States, Netanyahu's open disdain for Jesus Christ (PBUH) is remarkable. His unbridled praise for Djingis Khan, the worst slaughterer our region has ever seen, also fits with his current status as a wanted war criminal.”

@QBCCIntegrity @Cobratate Break the algorithm by buying bitcoin slowly over time and at any price. This is how you win long term.

@Cobratate This is what happens when Ai is permitted to high frequency trade on the open market and it has a zero latency connection. It was designed to extract all individual wealth.

ALL YOUR INVESTMENTS WILL FAIL

@Cobratate Bitcoin is doing great

@elonmusk You should not have fucked with it.

Pauline your career is now over, congrats 👏

Tyler Green has left the @JohnRuddick2 @LibertariansAus party to join One Nation. He is a disgusting racist Zionist cunt who DELETED all his murderous tweets before jumping ship. But I've kept the screenshots. I will publish them all closer to election time.

Professor Marandi publicly eviscerating an establishment interviewer live on air...

Bitcoin's first line of defense against quantum computing just went live on testnet. BTQ Technologies deployed the first working implementation of BIP 360, 50+ miners, 100K+ blocks mined, full wallet tooling. BIP 360 introduces Pay-to-Merkle-Root (P2MR), a new output type that removes Taproot's quantum-vulnerable key-path spend while keeping Lightning compatibility intact. The proposal was merged into Bitcoin's official BIP repository in February. This isn't full post-quantum security, that would require additional signature scheme changes down the road. But it's a meaningful first step toward hardening the protocol.

IRAN JUST DEPLOYED A MISSILE THAT NO ONE ON EARTH CAN INTERCEPT For 70 years, missile defense was simple. You shoot it down before it hits. Iran just proved that is no longer possible. The Fattah-2 launched. Israel fired 10 interceptors. All 10 missed. The missile hit a fortified IDF command center. 7 senior officers dead. Here is why this changes everything. A hypersonic glide vehicle does NOT fly in a straight line. It goes to the edge of the atmosphere. Then it glides back down — changing direction, changing altitude, moving at Mach 15. That is roughly 18,000 km per hour. No radar in the world tracks that well enough to intercept it. Iron Dome — the most famous missile defense on earth — was built for this exact threat. It failed. And Iran is already testing Fattah-3, which launches 15 separate warheads from ONE missile. Iron Dome cannot track 15 targets coming at Mach 15 simultaneously. Israel spent $20 billion building a defense system. Iran just made it obsolete. Oil hit $126 per barrel this week because of exactly this threat. If you think this stays in the Middle East, you haven't been paying attention.