Keith Nicholson

🚨The UK Government are now making ads which feature terrified children being arrested for sharing memes online designated as 'terrorist content' The UK is a police state

Some folk just get hangry.

@real_eire @RupertLowe10 I see your point, but RestoreUK would make more sense than ignoring 1.9m citizens.

@RupertLowe10 “Northern Ireland” isn’t in Britain. Maybe just leave ireland to the Irish and you be concerned with restoring Britain.

Restore Britain will fight for rural England, rural Scotland, rural Wales and rural Northern Ireland. A political party for the British countryside, finally.

Nice fucking try, @LidlGB, but I'd rather not accept your "Price Cut". 🙄

@WealthWatcherCo This didn't age well. Comfortable gains, thanks.

@Dhs723 @ModernMenGuide I think you have just proven a point.

@ModernMenGuide EWW, not true, older men are gross. i dont know any young woman who likes old men. dont be delusional.

The Psychology of Attraction Between Younger Women and Older Men (Once you see this, you can’t unsee it) THREAD

@thenihiin I'd definitely choose @BookWyrmHeather .

Which?🤔

@born_celtic .... Which makes it all the sweeter. So nice to let Celtic fans see what it has been like for other fans for a few decades. 😀

Another ridiculous VAR decision goes Hearts’ way 📽️ If it wasn’t for refereeing and Celtic and Rangers having their worst start in the league for three decades, Hearts would be nowhere near top of the league. 📉 Facts

I’m going to say it, because all Heart of Midlothian fans are thinking it. Saturday night, under the lights of Tannadice. Give the left footed wand his first start, he’s shown enough for me. Let’s see it from the start Derek. Who’s with me? 🇦🇱♥️

@MayMayspeaks My emails.

@BurnsideWasTosh @PaulPitt1967 I think I'd want to throw an avocado or almond milk or anything with a much larger carbon footprint than a tomato.

There aren’t too many people I’d like to put into stocks and throw rotten eggs at but Ted Moribund is one of them

@Mishi_2210 1,050.

Answer is not "300" Tell me the answer and win $1000

@LawrencChampion @BigBearF1 Tell me you're an uptight ignorant cunt without saying so.....

@BigBearF1 Large catapult. I might suggest that instead of asking banal questions, you look it up yourself.

I know this is a long shot, but does anyone know what a trebuchet is? 🤔

@Matt_Pinner I think that would depend on whether ahe has her family with her or she wants me to make a new one.

In your opinion, is this proper attire for a family waterpark?

A lack of poor manners? Not that I'm aware of.

This certainly works with @BookWyrmHeather

@80_mcswan More citizens of Edinburgh supported the Redcoats than Jacobean Catholicism.

Calling upon Historic Environment Scotland to rename the café within Edinburgh Castle. Its name, the "Redcoat Café", is deeply offensive as it refers to the British troops who fought against the Jacobites. The Irish wouldn't name a café the "Black and Tans". Remove it now!

@scrimaltt @mssethiionly @grok Do you take pictures with your right hand, or your right one?

@mssethiionly @grok hi @grok turn her into a sexy man

Hi @grok put me in bikini

Stevenage?

@Mishi_2210 999

Tell me the number that is biggest then this Only 1 percent will succeed