Mike Haggar

“ Metro City isn't yours to conquer." 「#SFRP/#MVRP」

"Damn thugs.. sunken to the subways, have you..? I'll beat ya down here, too!"

"Ah.."

⠀ "I've been doing my damned best to keep these streets safe since the 90s..~" 「#SORRP/#MVRP」

"CAPCOM!!!!!! CAPCOM!!!!!!!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS ONE DAY, CAPCOM!!!!!!" Screaming at the walls in his estate.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR ALEX! ALEX! ALEX! ALEX! ALEX!

Rolling his shoulder.

"Damned kids..!"

@ikemenmask "... Yeah, sure."

@BrawlingMayor "Of course, because you can't forget a beautiful thing like me."

Combing his beautiful mustache.

"So many beautiful women..."

@ikemenmask "Oh, I remember you.."

"Time for my daily patrol!"

Sitting in his office, Mike was typing away at his keyboard with his reading glasses on and a cup of coffee steaming nearby.

The Ultimate Martial Artist and Future of Bajiquan! Seeking mastery, Akira Yuki sets out to find what true strength is. Sometimes, when the stars align, he feels like he's that much closer to his goals!! Ever seeking new challengers, Akira is ever wandering to hone his skill.

"DAMMIT! I can't sleep."

@SoftLittleSheep "Awwwwh, just as adorable as I remembered." Big ol sausage finger pushing against her nose, making her look like a pig more than a sheep.

@BrawlingMayor ——;♡ “IJUSTSAIDIWASONLYREPEATINGANAUIDOONLINETHATIFOUNDFUNNYAREYOUEVENLISTENINGTOME—“

——;♡ “Rub mah bellaaayyyyy.” Don’t actually rub her stomach.

Nonchalantly wrapping his bloody hand, Mike didn't even look over when answering. "You ever been with a girl used to USSR reign? They're passionate lovers.. and they're used to hard times. You can't get a girl with that level of devotion, not anymore. I need this, Cody."

@SoftLittleSheep "Hmmm.. well, how was I supposed to know? Here I thought you wanted your tummy massaged." Mike erupted into laughter.

@BrawlingMayor ——;♡ 𝖮𝗁..- Now 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 offended her greatly- “EXCUSE ME!? I was just repeating an audio I heard online that I found funny out loud! I do not ACTUALLY want people to rub my stomach! Put me down this instant!!” The lamb started to struggle to break free from his grip.

"Ahhh, I threw that match! He couldn't keep up with me!"

"I'd love to answer your question, and that's really important, but I need this window fixed. Lets continue this conversation.............." And he hurriedly exited the room.