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You’re gonna look at those thighs and not immediately write a 20k fic about being crushed by them???

What do you mean no one has written anything on ao3 for Zul’jan.

“Kos or some say Kosm” you lying bastard you’re the first person to ever say that don’t pretend like “some say” it you’re the only one who’s fucking said that shit micolash

Termina: *appears after being dead for 80 years* Bolaire: #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

I miss the days of crack shipping. Am I gonna have to make my own Anduin/Zul’jan content

"Are they lovers?" Worse. They were supposed to be, but never got the chance.

"we're talking about making a pillow fort down here" marisha can i join, i'm scared #criticalrolespoilers

“How bad could Termina be?” I ask myself… about the freaky sentient mask… whose name literally means “it Ends” (approximately) #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Liams face when he heard what challenge rating Lady Cormoray was actually killed me Instantly just “oh so we’re THAT fucked” #criticalrolespoilers

CHALLENGE RATING OF A DRAGON #criticalrolespoilers

if you need your ship to go canon to matter you’re still in the minor leagues… you’re an amateur, i’m a professional, i do this for the love of the game

i'll read about literally any kink. i'm either getting horny from it or i'm studying it like some kind of sex anthropologist. i just like Knowing About Things

There is a very odd lack of urgency following Xal’s escape. If she breaches the Worldcore, we are genuinely all fucked. It’s over. It’s weird af knowing that, then going and signing friendship papers and shit with elves, then fighting Twilights for a patch. We’re gonna die?

@Caleina_Lore You mean they find the perfect Alleria account

Sometimes my subscribers find this account and ı find it quite funny cuz this is literally a crazy unhinged Alleria fanboy account with a fixation of monster Alleria-Valeera desire and also feet content and stupid Alleria memes Although yea, sometimes also theories

meatbun:

#criticalrolespoilers hal just invented a new type of aftercare (casting healing word on your lover after killing them brutally)

when i was a teen navigating the internet, i engaged with a lot of fanworks that were extremely graphic in nature, and not once did i interpret fictional content as endorsement of those acts irl. i don’t understand why that’s so difficult to grasp

#criticalrolespoilers i am going insane

@iamcarokim Girl me too 😭😭😭 I always end up on the popping side of TikTok

Is it weird that sometimes I wish I just became a beauty aesthetician or a dermatologist just so I can squeeze out people’s blackheads for a living

(flirting) can u stream ur games for me