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Normality is eminent 🙏🙏

🚨| Haaland wants to impact games like Messi.🐐

Gmail started in 2004 Facebook 2005 Twitter 2006 Meaning NO Arsenal fan has ever emailed.. posted or tweeted "We are Premier League Champions"

🚨 If Lionel Messi wins the 2026 World Cup, then he will become the only player with the MOST international Trophies in football history. Currently, he shares the record (6) with Ángel Di María. 🇦🇷🤝

Joelinton, Gordon, Guimaraes, Tonali and Murphy will all be available to face Arsenal 😂😂

I told my boyfriend that I didn’t get the promotion and guy just hissed and said “their loss” I thought that was the end of it cos we all know men don’t do emotional stuff But last night his mum called and said “I heard what happened “ and this woman proceeded to tell me how she was overlooked 4 times too.. After the call, I texted him why and he replied “ I didn’t know what to say, but I knew she would” 🥺

When u visit a rich family the first time and at 8pm u had only popcorn & everyone starts saying goodnight.

All Mkhwanazi wanted was his 22 dockets back and his PKTT to be reinstated. Now abo Cyan will have to return their BBLs to downgrade their lifestyles.

🚨🗣️ Toni Kroos: "Why did I leave Real Madrid? I wanted my word to mean something."

He looks healthier…

Baze ba deactivate abo small girl big God.😭😭

Them realising they should’ve just given General Mkhwanazi his 22 dockets 😭😭😂

When McG spoke about how it was a bad move for Cyan Boujie to post her new house y’all said he’s hating. Now her accs are all frozen and she’s deactivating left and right 😭😭✋🏽

🚨❌ Vincent Kompany has rejected punditry offers for the World Cup: “Absolutely no chance!”. “Why would I do that in vacation time? Then I wouldn't have any family in Munich next season. No chance”. 😊🏝️

Whatever the dog saw at night and barked, the sheep also saw it and decided to keep quiet.

Fun facts: divorced men hardly come online to tell other men not to marry.

MacG was asking about the proof of income on Podcast and Chill last week, and everyone attacked him. Look at us now!😭😂😂

🚨💣 BREAKING: Manchester United want Aurelien Tchouaméni to replace Casemiro. @TeleFootball

🚨 Pep Guardiola: “Arsenal is top of the league. Right now, in this moment, they will be champions”.

🚨👋🏼 Mo Salah: “I hope I keep scoring and I help the team qualify for Champions League so I can leave the right way”.

Antoine Griezmann has spent over a decade in Spain, his ONLY domestic trophy came with Barcelona 🤫