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Caleb Dilley

@CalebDBar

idk what an HD is but my doctor said I have 80 of them 🤘🏼

Pierz, MN Sumali Şubat 2014
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Caleb Dilley
Caleb Dilley@CalebDBar·
Got $1.72 in the bank account and totaled my car this morning. 2021 lookin up 🙌🏼
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proxy𖤐
proxy𖤐@pluckedseraphim·
i hate cutting oranges at a bar bc it only gets used once, in a blue moon
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Jonathan Dusing
Jonathan Dusing@Dusing·
The ❌ spent 25 years on top of Xcel Energy Center. Now she's in my front yard, ready to celebrate every @mnwild goal this playoffs. (I made some upgrades) GO WILD. Beat the Stars! Norm Green Sucks
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Bummer T. Vibes, Esq
Bummer T. Vibes, Esq@VibesBummer·
Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.
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ihavecripplingdepression
ihavecripplingdepression@notinterextinq·
the pitt: we’re going to explore the ugly, uncomfortable sides of mental health through robby to challenge the audience’s empathy pittwt: robbie sucks
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Jett 🜲
Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett·
ah fuck = “lol whoops” oh fuck = “i’ve made an irreversible, fatal error”
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Tommy Bayer
Tommy Bayer@tommybayertime·
why do men and women have different shoe sizes It’s just size it’s just a measurement it should all be the same like “oH iT’s 10am GuY TiMe 12pm lAdY tiME” shut up and fuck trump and fuck ice too
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x - marzy ✨
x - marzy ✨@weirdnotwild·
The wild, when barely hanging on to a wildcard slot: oh no we have to play the Avs or the stars in the first round :(( The wild, after never falling out of the top 5 since November: oh no we have to play the Avs or the stars in the first round :((
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fiascá spice
fiascá spice@TilllyNeonn·
My 3yo just took a single bite of his sandwich then slammed his apple juice and said “I’m going to go get some work done” and proceeded to run into the living room and start building with his magnatiles.
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10,000 Takes
10,000 Takes@10k_Takes·
Brock Faber was handing out Zyns to everyone at E11EVEN last night 😂
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Barstool Gambling
Barstool Gambling@stoolgambling·
Quinn Hughes is ready for an ALL-TIME bender
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paige@BonerWizard·
3yo does this thing now when we’re leaving a playground etc where he acts willing to leave, but then starts walking backwards with eyes wide, saying “it’s pulling me back! It’s pulling me back!” Great bit. Didn’t know he was capable of bits yet.
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Rodger Sherman
Rodger Sherman@rodger·
NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to see why they're so good at the Winter Olympics & i was yelling BC IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little ski jump for kids & was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!
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Matt Porter
Matt Porter@mattyports·
Ever chuckle when you hear the Tkachuks chirping? Quinn Hughes: "Sometimes you hear some funny stuff out there, but yeah ... as the people say, I'm usually seeing ghosts, so I'm usually focused on myself."
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autist
autist@litteralyme0·
When I'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm
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A Left-Wing Account ™️
A Left-Wing Account ™️@PushDemsLeft·
If leftists will only vote for a good candidate, but liberals will vote blue no matter who, then Democrats should simply pick a blue candidate who is good and receive both votes.
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Miilato
Miilato@miiilato·
how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience:
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