Calium23

Who thinks I should run as President? Here are some of my feats: I know know nothing about politics. Do you think I qualify as a president?

@itaxhis Didn't know you played Jumanji.

still not over how cute these headphones are

@sidsity Please don't do it.

I understand why men punch their tvs now

@ditsybitzy Why are you winking?

i have a bellyache ouchhhwh :‹

@idiot_lyra Best way of living I suppose.

i’m not cool and mysterious… i’m actually incredibly easy to read and wear my heart on my sleeve

@Emp4thchan @sneako Do it again. I missed it.

I should have done much worse. @sneako

@NicoRobin_XYZ Honestly, I forgot.

why did you guys download Twitter in the first place ?

@AntiLeftMemes The country(s) you support and love. Doesn't matter.

Liberal women warn they will LEAVE America due to President Trump. Which country should they move to ??

@crynagony Get em' all of em'

oomfs unfollowed me and left me following them cus today is my bday wtf??? u're getting blocked, bitches 🙄😒

@BasedBandita x.com/i/status/20744…

Why do black people get so disconnected and upset to the point they’re willing to take someone’s life over a word that they themselves use on each other every single day? Notice how White people or Hispanics aren’t taking someone’s life for being called a “cracka” or a “beaner”?

@qdea6o Yikes.

だれか話したい 17高三です

@BasedBandita It's because if they believe they are one then they are one. Even just a little bit. It's weird.

@eggoslug Cuz it's MERICA!

Why is every team playing with their ass

@muhammadfvcker I want that card. Make me one, pleaae?

tell a muslim to go fuck themselves when they use this and they use it quite often

@miseksy Misa soup?

can u fill me up pls?

@eggoslug Are you as efficient as chatgpt, how much information have you got stored? Do you also come with your own watermark?

Every time im asked a question im going to drink a gallon of water and larp as ChatGPT

@ilmkittycat Got to spam to get your attention? Got it!

Don't spam like me unless u want my attention

@muhammadfvcker Can I use you as a barricade instead?

only cowards make women and children as shields this is how islam fights fuck islam

@amane1398 Huh?

すぐ舐めてあげるよ

@RealAlexJones Socialism was so good after WW2 they built a wall.

I am a socialist because I have a 65 point IQ and I’m the biggest sucker in the world..

@harperlee789 You wouldn't like my answer. Lol

Why is that??