Bird Ho 🐓

#OurCountryNeeds profitless politics

Ha Ha!

Mugshot day! @RudyGiuliani

#MakeLikeATreeAnd get all sappy

#XisGonna SUX

#EveryDarkCloudBrings that sweet skunky smell

Choose to be born into a wealthy family #TipsToEnsureSuccess

apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle

This is URGENT:

Mr. Show and Lucky Hank representin’ at WB today!! Onwards!

Moms for Liberty protesting Barbie because the film goes against their Christian “family values” pretty much mandates that I must now take my entire family to see it.

My secret blend of cherry, pecan & hickory woodchips for smoking was #OverheardByMyNeighbors so since my secret is out, everyone else can enjoy it now. Thanks Linda... 🤬

You could meet someone in the hashtag community 😱#TipsToGetADate

In space no one can hear your grievances #SciFiReasonsToStrike

#MyFavoriteSummerMemories include food

Jumping stuff on my Evel Knievel bike #MyFavoriteSummerMemories

Idris Al'butt #DogAName

Bark Murray #DogAName

This heatwave #GetsMeHotAndBothered

#WhenThingsCalmDownImGoingTo finally write that Autobiography