Carson Sargent

@thehalocline beautiful album.

*cue Wonderwall

@joshdawson42 #jakepauler #pamsters #paulgang #downwithlogang

@cicinoelmotes No better time to start than half way through the year

@CarsonSargent New year, new you.

I’m getting plastic surgery.

@joshdawson42 My soul

@jaro_nutt @IraWeeks13 That is content.

Is a black shirt with navy pants or navy shirt with black pants worse?

@jaro_nutt @thehalocline Amen^1000

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College prepares you for a lot, but where can I get lessons on how to respond appropriately to an unfunny video “I just have to see” on person’s phone?

@CarsonSargent That’s cool, Carson! Sounds like you have great taste! :)

Rushing the Girl Scouts next semester

You are what you eat. I am a Bacon Egg and cheese McGriddle.

I workout in Sperrys

Hey guys I’m doing a quick survey for a final project and I would appreciate it if you could send me your responses.

Leave the house for 20 minutes with my door unlocked and my roommates screwed with my Jason Mraz CDs. #lookingfornewfriends

Someone planted grass seeds in the Upsilon Houses front yard to spell “YE Sucks.” That is awesome whoever did that haha

@jaro_nutt Dude. You are cooler than the other side of the pillow.

@Broome_37 Sea Salt and Vinager is pretty good. BBQ is pretty good. Really like the Cheddar Cheese and Sour Cream.

@Broome_37 I almost forgot. Thanks man!