Your Mpude Vendor

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@ChePatuma

Blantyre, Malawi Sumali Nisan 2018

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Your Mpude Vendor@ChePatuma·28 Kas

As in kumugulira Tameki?? Or??

Mtumbuka Uja@UVM_Tweets

Y'all think MK5,000 is enough to take a girl out ?

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kamo@kamogelx·5h

God, it’s me again, please man 🧎🏾‍♂️🙏🏾

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Recovery Simp@recovery_simp·5h

It's just the internet buddy, don't talk loosely behind the keyboard always because one day, your words will catch up to you

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Your Mpude Vendor@ChePatuma·8h

Yes.

Notes_by_Onyi🤎@NotYourGuru_

financially, do you need help?? 👀

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Kondwani Kayira@KondwaniKayira·11h

We are urgently looking for this person in connection with a theft. Stolen item : iPhone 14 (eSIM, 128GB, 85% battery health) If you have any information, please contact us and you will be compensated 📞 +265 885 010 308

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Your Nsomba & Chicken Vendor🇲🇼@BeingHojan·17h

Few remaining Timalizeni tiwode zina🌚😄

Your Nsomba & Chicken Vendor🇲🇼@BeingHojan

Chambo fresh from mangochi chabwelaso Mk80,000 per dozen(12) Mk40,000 half dozen(6) Mk30,000 small sized dozen(12) 📞:0995751514 📍:Blantyre(we deliver in town)

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ClemJay's Collection🇲🇼@Clemjay265·12h

Stylish Durags with Velvet material They are Unisex and can be available is different colors Mk15, 000 only

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Khaleesi 🫧@emori2028·15h

The money I need by the end of today?😂😂😭ndaseka kuopa kulira

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M a l i n d y💅@Malindy__·15h

There’s always something to pay for 😭 adulthood never rests 💸

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Your Mpude Vendor@ChePatuma·16h

@CandyScilla Happy birthday to the little cutie 💓

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UNMATCHED 👑@CandyScilla·16h

HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY to my baby🥹🥹. You the MOST beautiful girl I have ever seen since 15/4/25 12:34pm. It's the way you find humor in everything😅💗. PS. We struggled to take these pictures🙌🏼😂😂

UNMATCHED 👑@CandyScilla

🥹I woke up to a whole one year old cutie.. at work emotional 😝

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Joshwelt@weltszzn·2d

glad i got to experience Disney channel and Nickelodeon before it fell of 🤣

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ELDER@Uncle_Ngi·1 Ağu

Niggas always kill me when they try to boost their ratings by letting the world know they talk to baddies. They’ll randomly go to a peng ting mentions talmbout “ I’m reading this in your voice” 😭

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Walker@liwucodes·18 Ara

Coz anandifela pamtanda 🤷🏾‍♂️

Rebel With A Cause@KhwimaMchizi

As a Christian, why are you eating nsima?

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Zion@zionszzn·1d

I'm actually a very happy person. My only low moments are when I don't have money.

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ODINAKA. El Toro.@TheAjibolaGrey·1d

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by@beyoumf

deep down what you want rn?

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Poison ☠ Board@NonReligious1y·1d

Profit mufuna mpaka x4? eh boiz zithuzi mumagula motchipa osamatelo

Johannesburg, South Africa 🇿🇦

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Lord Timothée@TheNtilo·1d

it’s one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it’s another to think that yours is the only path

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🇯🇵㊗️🎀 LAtOm@kirayuval·1d

Ndiguleni ladies! I’m sending to Malawi 🇲🇼 this week

🇯🇵㊗️🎀 LAtOm@kirayuval

Lol I’m selling wigs 😂😂 pa mtengo oti apite mosavuta and I’m actually in China 😂😂😂😂but I’m still getting questions like is this really Brazilian 😂😂😂 cause amalawi nde tawonjeza kubelana ehhh

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