Christopher

@leemonty5 They would call him Alan Davies

If Michael Hutchence and Mick Hucknall had a love child #TOTP

@AdameMedia No idea what he’s done, but of course I support him

Do you support Roger Waters? yes or no

@ilovemypets56 Underwater, helps with the smell as well.

I’m making Scotch eggs for my son. Does anyone have suggestions on how to peel hard boiled eggs easily? FS, I feel like flinging them across the kitchen!

@implausibleblog Probably insist on Laura K only interviews for the foreseeable.

Victoria Derbyshire shreds Chris Philp CP, "Labour have not ruled out tax changes" VD, "Labour have ruled out imposing CGT on people's homes and reevaluating council tax thresholds.. So you're wrong" CP, "A few weeks ago Rachel Reeves did not rule it out" VD, "Keir Starmer told the Telegraph and the BBC that he ruled it out... Jonathan Ashworth told Times Radio that he ruled it out" CP, "Yes, but Rachel Reeves..." VD, "The leader of Labour ruled it out" CP, "Yes, but Rachel Reeves.. And Labour's £2,000 tax rise" VD, "That figure has been ridiculed" CP has a meltdown and becomes loud and aggressive VD, "Is this how desperate you are now that you are literally making things up? CP, "That's nonsense"

@LizKershawDJ @glastonbury @labour Is she pissed?

People who have paid to be ⁦@glastonbury⁩ expect to be separated from those who just want to walk in for free and get everything same without paying with no ID. Oh do remember that irony when voting @Labour on Thursday 😂

@WorldofGenesis @genesis_band I was there and the Thompson twins should not have been bottled off, nor any other band, ever.

June 28, 1987: Genesis perform at Roundhay Park in Leeds, England on The Invisible Touch Tour.

@MarinaPurkiss My daily mail reading mother in law tells me everyone will be leaving the site early Sunday morning to watch the football. My football loving sons must have missed the memo. Sing a long a Twain top trumps whatever the mail says.

Lots of anti-Glasto rhetoric coming from the usuals on the right… Why? If you don’t like it… Just go and create your own festival of music, arts, creativity, happiness, hope and love Oh.

@MancCalledAdam Happy to report I enjoyed both, for very different reasons. My sons were both in the tent and loved the FWF.

After total blandness of Keane to Fat White Family. Don't know these these cats but I'm having some! Crazy shit. 🤪

@stuzi_pants In fairness his party have ramped up racial tension to a level I’ve never known.

For all his many many faults, this from Rishi Sunak has genuinely impressed me. He didn’t deserve the commentary from the Reform Party candidate, and he’s stood up for once. Fair play

@theAliceRoberts My favourite tv science presenters, my sons are in attendance i have requested photos (they took the piss when I asked for autographs).

Look who I found at Glastonbury!

@WorldofGenesis @genesis_band And then there were three.

Which album got you into Genesis?

@gunsnrosesgirl3 A handy tip, I’ve already broken four pairs of scissors today and it’s not even lunchtime.

How do you feel about this tip? twitter.com/tradingMaxiSL/…

Before the Tory Manifesto comes out tomorrow, a reminder of the 2019 Manifesto. Promises: 42. Delivered: 2, and 1 of those only partially. In addition, Tories have reneged, reversed, or abandoned 362 policies pledges and promises. Don’t. Believe. A. Word.

@PeterStefanovi2 Don’t tweet when pissed.

In other news Boris Johnson also says there were no parties in No10

@MrFellowG Bring your own toilet roll & baby wipes. (I really am getting old for this shit)

Still quite believe that in 3 weeks I’ll be at my first ever #Glastonbury, something I’ve dreamed of going to since I was younger. Any tips for a first timer? ⛺️

@MattWallace888 That they need pricking before they burst.

What do you notice about this picture of the king of England?

@carolvorders @haveigotnews That’ll keep the fact checkers busy, & I hope they remember to confiscate Mordaunts sword.

This Friday night 7.30pm Angela Rayner Vs Penny Mordaunt Come on Angela 👏🏼 9pm Yours truly on Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews ....I'm currently thinking of audacious outfit options Thoughts?

@SueSuezep IT’s where he likes to keep his thick yellowing nail clippings.

“What has it got in its pocketses?"

@historyrock_ Bowie

Who is your pick? 👇🏻