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May the First be with you!!! #HappyStarWarsDay #StarWars #MayTheFirst

@BLE77_ED @cyddahlia

Hay Latinos en ordinals ?

@LayerTwoLabs @ZeusLN @evankaloudis @Truthcoin Why shouldn't we just fork Paul-Cash and do everything the same while leaving satoshi's coins unmolested?

JUST IN: L2L has obtained video of @ZeusLN founder @evankaloudis desperately attempting to rage bait @Truthcoin by crashing his event at BTC26 with Paper Custodial Cashu Lightning ECash vouchers. Sources state they were literally "printed from thin air" just prior to the event. Body language analysts suggest Paul remained unbothered, focusing on malbec and good company. One eyewitness near eye level said that Kaloudis was subject to "the worst height mogging I've ever seen." Kaloudis was violently ejected by security shortly after, despite Paul's requests that they handle him with dignity. Request for comment from @ZeusLN went unanswered.

He vibe coded the elevator with Claude.

You kick me out of your discord I call the IRS hahahaha

Life gave me a lemon and I'm squeezing it in your eyes.

Think its time to rebrand Run it back with a fresh roll But with the vibes of 2023 Im still gonna shitpost tho

Bisq v1 has experienced an exploit in its trade protocol that allowed an attacker to drain a portion of available offers.

@callebtc I created a permissionless merge mining upgrade for a 24 hour hackathon. No more need for asking miners or paying them not to MEV your merge mined attestations. github.com/8144225309/Obs…

I optimistically support Drivechains and haven't changed my mind about it. I believe it's the easiest way to give Bitcoin "infinite abilities" and it fits my vision of Bitcoin as the base layer of everything else. I'll ignore it from now on until there is code ready for review.

For better and for worse, Paul Sztorc is the new Vitalik

@TimCumfield Came for the Mallers, stayed for the Cumfeld.

What was the best part of The Bitcoin Conference?

why is she inside of a installshield installer

Bitcoin conf over... Is Samourai free yet? If not, fuck every politician that attended and talked about code is free speech.

Using Chinese AI models for coding be like:

Going out in style!

HEGSETH: Their nuclear facilities have been obliterated SMITH: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. We had to start this war, you just said, because the nuclear weapon was an imminent threat. Now you're saying it was completely obliterated? HEGSETH: They had not given up their *ambitions* SMITH: So Operation Midnight Hammer accomplished nothing of substance HEGSETH: You're missing the point

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

this is a real npm package btw