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@godiva_ghoul I found a tool online for random poses references if you want: quickposes.com/en/gestures/ra…

So, Google Chrome gives all *.google.com sites full access to system / tab CPU usage, GPU usage, and memory usage. It also gives access to detailed processor information, and provides a logging backchannel. This API is not exposed to other sites - only to *.google.com.

📣Official statement: the new EU chat controls proposal for mass scanning is the same old surveillance with new branding. Whether you call it a backdoor, a front door, or “upload moderation” it undermines encryption & creates significant vulnerabilities signal.org/blog/pdfs/uplo…

What. A. Pretty. Afternoon.

Among wedding photos, i get post-rock album cover vibes

@godiva_ghoul Yes

@DJSnM @Vuojolahti Thanks! Do you know if there is going to be also a session about it on the apple developer portal? I am really interested in knowing the details of how it works. And I mean down to the specific crypto schemes used if they are available :P

@Vuojolahti You must have missed this security.apple.com/blog/private-c…

While tech bloggers were getting clicks talking about how ‘Apple is behind in AI’ Apple engineers were hard at work figuring out how to run their models efficiently on your phone, and also maintain privacy on the cloud. machinelearning.apple.com/research/intro…

🥇 This weekend, West Ham Defence came first at the Eurocrypt 2024 CTF competition! 🙏 Thank you to Kudelski Security for organizing! ⚒️ West Ham says winning!

We must protect privacy, even in the face of cryptocurrency crime. As governments crack down on one of the most notorious tools for criminal money laundering in the cryptocurrency world, I’m worried about the ramifications. citationneeded.news/tornado-cash/

@portport255 Any thoughts about “Understanding Cryptography: a Textbook for Students and Practitioners”, Paar & Pelzl ? It’s in my wishlist on amazon

I made a list

Still need to organise a lot of things, but see you in Zurich in three weeks or in Las Vegas in August :)

This year I reach two great achievements: I get to teach a workshop at Eurocrypt and a training at DEF CON (!!!) about crypto code audit. I am super grateful to my colleagues that took me on this. I honestly dis not expect this to come ao early in my career 😁

Obligatory humble brag

Mood

@claucece @bcrypt @doctorow The price of fame

@bcrypt I think they are forcing it to accounts over 'x' followers. I saw it also on @doctorow

Completely forgot you can pet cats in TP. Best Legend of Zelda game

I was made aware that playing the Wii today is akin to playing NES when the Wii came out. The wii released in 2006 and in 1988 the super nintendo will not be released for another 2 years. The Sega mega drive just came out

My brain refuses to categorise Wii as retro gaming

most interesting Eurocrypt side event (to me) research.kudelskisecurity.com/2024/02/19/wcc…