Tan and Banana (Doomsday!)

//Yello? Hi! I am Cosmic! I run several other parodies, and now am making this one! Tan and Banana! Tan will be labeled as 🥽 and Banana will be labeled as 🩺! Details will be in the Picture, dni will be in the replies. And // is ooc! That is all.

@OrangeYaGladdd 🩺 H-hey, I know i said some bad stuff but we don't need to resort to this!! -Tan didn't reply... they just had that red imposter glint in their eye... a hiss silently echoed from their mask and chest.-

@CrewposterDoc Not end of story, you don’t control Banana. And I want them here. So unless you’d like to leave him, you’re staying aswell.

Wow. Guess who’s getting fired!!

@OrangeYaGladdd //Son of an! There's and extra TAN! Fuck!

@OrangeYaGladdd -Tan as soon as Tan was dragged back, they glared.- 🥽 I said we're going. Banana has said enough, he was only trying to help but seems he made it worse! 🩺 Sorry! 🥽 End of story...

@OrangeYaGladdd 🩺 I just wanna help- 🥽 Banana! They're not in a great mood! We're leaving! -Tan dragged Banana out of the room.-

@CrewposterDoc I’d like to see you try…

@OrangeYaGladdd 🩺 You said it yourself... the damage of becoming an alien. Then, transfer the mind into the normal body. It will never be simple... it's not a cure like i said, but it makes you normal again... if you count the trauma- 🥽 We're getting off track Banana, I think we should go.

@CrewposterDoc What “damage” are you talking about?

@OrangeYaGladdd 🩺 -... Banana's face darkened.- I never meant curing the body... i meant finding a way to reverse the damage and recreating the original and transferring your mind.

@CrewposterDoc I’m dead. Don’t you realize us “aliens” don’t have a bone? I previously did. It ate my INSIDES banana! I’m a corpse animated by the alien wearing my corpse. I may have the same consciousness but I’m not alive. There is no cure for me. Get rid of the alien and the rest of me dies!

@OrangeYaGladdd 🩺 !!! -Banana sense the sarcasm... he didn't mean to be insensitive...- Orange, I... I'm sorry... i shouldn't have been rrude...

@CrewposterDoc … you don’t understand then.. hah.. of course not.

@OrangeYaGladdd 🩺 ... i... i don't... i haven't understood anything for a bit... i just want to help, my friend...

@CrewposterDoc Don’t you understand..?

@OrangeYaGladdd 🩺 -Banana seemed shocked at the outburst... but looked remorseful.- ... that could be possible eventually. I know I'm legally a trainee for a medic... Tan's been letting me experiment with their cells to formulate a cure of some kind... i could help you if you want?

@CrewposterDoc I want to be orange… from HR… BEFORE I became an alien! BEFORE EVERYTHING FELL APART! Everything was PERFECT! I WAS HAPPY!

@OrangeYaGladdd 🩺 Well, who do you want to be? You can be anyone or anything YOU want in this world I've learned...

@CrewposterDoc Boss is who I am… they gave me a purpose… both times…

@cyan_no1semaker 🩺 Wait wha-

" Why are you guys pouring beers on your crotches. "

@OrangeYaGladdd -He seemed surprised, but welcomed the embrace.- 🩺 Well you can take breaks or, avoid being HR for a bit, anything YOU want to do, ignore boss for a bit do what you need to do to feel better and even if you don't know what to do you'll always have someone to talk to, right here.

@CrewposterDoc *Suddenly, tentacles wrapped around them pulling them in tight.* HR… isn’t… feeling so good… why does being me… hurt so much..?

@OrangeYaGladdd 🩺 I forgive ya too! You just ain't great in the head cuz of the weird instincts... Tan's been like that for a while they told me, they know a lot about ignoring the urges... if ya don't want a hug, then... -Banana just patted Orange on the shoulder.-

@CrewposterDoc ..! What..?

@OrangeYaGladdd -... Tan looked to Banana... Banana seemed to want to help too!- 🩺 I know that'll get ya goin'! -Banana offered Orange a hug to comfort them.-

@CrewposterDoc … *They were clearly not in the right mental state right now* Yeah… yeah…

@OrangeYaGladdd 🥽 ... lets just say killing isn't the only way to survive, Orange... I forgive you, just this once... but I doubt blue would...

@CrewposterDoc … .. . .. … I’m sorry… I’m sorry… I’m sorry…

@OrangeYaGladdd 🥽 Pocket sabotage device i don't use because I hate killing, used it as a security camera view system.

@CrewposterDoc … How do you… Know that..?

@littlelimeade 🩺 We don't know ya too well, but I like ya spirit!

//Stole this from @/RUNNING_R3D

@COUNTVONMAROON 🩺 Oooh, vampire! Can't have my blood, so don't even try i eat garlic a lot. 🥽 ... i don't even have blood.

@OrangeYaGladdd 🥽 ... not MY HR representative. 🩺 Me neither!