Cryptony

@p8stie All women should cook, clean and suck dick

All men should have a 6 pack

@_iamlougotti Mel

Name an actor that deserves to be on this list

@lady_valor_07 Custom, 15% for forcing me to hit custom. It’s always 18-20 otherwise

what would you do in this situation😭?

@thenihiin It would look so bright on her face and tits

black women are so beautiful

@NFLNumbersGuy Love

Who is the best Quarterback in the NFC North?

@NBA__Courtside April fools

Tracy McGrady telling a story about when he was on the Pistons and they boycotted the coach midseason: “So, some internal talks amongst the players. Hey man, it’s a boycott. Dude got to go. We don’t want him around. We don’t want play for him. So, we had a trip come to Philly, right? Mind you, we’ve had talks. Hey, we ain’t going to shoot around. Us vets, young players talking with us like, All right, everybody’s in. We’re not going to shoot around. The next day come. Shoot around. I get a call. Mac, where you at? What you mean? Where I’m in my room? I said, where everybody else at? Now I’m nervous. I say where everybody else at? Well, it’s only a few guys right now. Just only the young guys, huh? What? They on the bus? Nah, they already had shoot around. Who? I was like, Nah. I said, Bro, who? I said, bro, who’s at shoot around? So, he gave me the names. So, all right. Let me check and see where my vets at. Making my calls around. Hey, man where you at, bro? Sh*t I’m in the room. Bet. Hey, dog. Where you at? Hey, man. I’m in the room. So, my vets they hold tight. So, we get to the game, Q said all the guys that was at shoot around think it was like five or six of them. Y’all all playing all the minutes tonight. We didn’t play at all. Zero minutes. Bro, do you know how hot we were at them young fellas, bro?” (Via @VinceAndTmac)

@freakoutsideofx Lmfaooo I love modern comedy

Maturing is realizing Whoopi Goldberg is a natural beauty

@MbarkCherguia Tryna get them cheek clapped

Why is 56 year old Jennifer Lopez dressing like this? 👇

@Jabz_CFC Halle berry or Stacey dash. Flip a coin

It's the 90s and they're all in their prime ! WHO you taking ??

@bankertobuilder Until there is a collision and 7 families die in their living room because a semi lost control

You don’t need a front yard Most people don’t use theirs You need direct entry to the highway access road to shorten your commute This amenity instantly improves your quality of life

@RichardHal76471 @SuGaR_Babbyyy Dude, I’ll explain, but calm down. Being that the hour hand is so close to the next hour marker, it tells you that the minute hand is closer to 12. The only argument besides 11:53 is 10:48 but the hour hand would be directly on that 4th dot instead of just past it

@Cryptony9 @SuGaR_Babbyyy Depending on how the clock is truly oriented it could be 7 minutes to any full hour on the clock. So tell me smart ass which way is up? It fell on the floor.

No cheating Do you know the answer?

@Matt_Pinner Remember it’s April and it will be gone in 24 hours

You wake tomorrow to this. What is the first thing you do? 🥶

@RichardHal76471 @SuGaR_Babbyyy If it’s so obvious then why is your answer so wrong?

@Cryptony9 @SuGaR_Babbyyy

@uscfan981 Top five

Is Isiah Thomas a top 10 PG?

@RichardHal76471 @SuGaR_Babbyyy The hour hand is the clue

@SuGaR_Babbyyy Without knowing the orientation of the clock since it fell there is know way to know what time it is from the information available. What if noon is actually at 7:00? That would make it 9:48. If noon is straight up then it’s 4:18.

@PBalian11 @SuGaR_Babbyyy Wrong. Hour hand position is a large clue

@SuGaR_Babbyyy Time to get a new clock because the clock 🕰️ is useless with no numbers

@sca69001 @SuGaR_Babbyyy I was thinking 11:53 but u could be right.

@SuGaR_Babbyyy The hour hand is 80% thru the hour. The minute hand moves 12 minutes for 20% fo 4 x 20%=80% therefore 4 x 12 minutes = 48 minutes. Orientate the clock so 12 is up and the minute hand is on 48 therefore its 10:48

@Laylah_james Your mom

What would you do if you had this much money?

@CinemaShogun The Internet is full of ridiculous shit and I never think I will see another thing that I consider the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen but congratulations. You have accomplished something very difficult. This is by far the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

WOAH 😮 Is Candace Owens really in an arranged marriage ⁉️ FUN FACT ✅ Me and Owen Benjamin use to follow each other. He was the first person to alert me to the fact that Candace’s marriage is very odd. We talked about how he believes her kids aren’t really hers. He would even post videos about it like the one below. AND THEN SUDDENLY !!! One day something changed… It was like a light switch was flipped and out of nowhere Owen started randomly singing Candace’s praises. Then started spreading fake news to smear Erika Kirk. I was wondering what was going on… And then he started promoting a new book. And started making the podcast rounds with people like the Hodge Twins. At that point it became kind of obvious what he was doing and today he blocked me for pointing it out. But even though Owen has now decided to behave like a gigantic pussy… Let us never forget the hilarious glaring truths he shared with the world before selling out.

@AB84 Shut ur bitch ass up u stupid dick lover.

Nigga averaging 8 points a game over here worried about what gay people do with their free time. He worried about the wrong balls