Jokes and Lies

I’ll never forget when I was at an anti-racism workshop and they had us do this interactive game where they’d say a privilege and if you had it you’d step forward and ofc I was all the way in the back behind everyone, and one white person kept on looking back and making this face

If you offer white people better material conditions, their first response isn’t going to be “wow this is neat!” They’re going to say “okay but do niggers get it too? Because if so, no thanks.”

When I'm fried and didn't hear a word you said after asking you to repeat it 3 times

Good week to be BD free. If you ain’t got a baby daddy make some noiseeeeeee

NO. 19 KENTUCKY TOPS NO. 9 DUKE 😼 The Wildcats take down the Blue Devils in a THRILLER👏

@zero_cool1991 Lmaooo well y’all should’ve been

@CrystalizedOne No, we are not young man!!

Y’all watching this KY vs Duke game? Get Duke outta here, pls! #BBN

If Cal was still the coach we would’ve lost

Let’s gooooooo

@TheBoyWhoWrote 🌚

Saying “I love you” even if you don’t mean it makes the sex better. Both of y’all lying for the greater good >>>

My yelling just scared Nova and now she lookin at me like I’m crazy

@TweetsByTSD Yesssss sign me up

@CrystalizedOne Local girl comes home from her metropolitan life to unlikely pairing with local farmhand, realizes the corporate rat race isn’t worth it.

I’m ready to get stuck in a small Christmas town and fall madly in love with the town’s most eligible bachelor

@ItsJustThaii I love them lol

Just got invited to the 49ers game on Sunday but I need to know where the seats are before I commit. I don’t go to any sporting event unless it’s lower level otherwise I might as well stay home. I can’t see lol

I called my mom by her first name 😂

UK better win tonight #BBN

Drinks to celebrate 🍾🥂