Lord XanDab

I’m excited to shoot tomorrow!

Yes I am getting hammered.

@NedricksNuts So much to scroll through on there.

Hard at work #browsing

@CletusBeau Yes they are!

All these new burners are fucking gay

The intro to Star Wars Revenge of the Sith gets me going every time.

They forgot the wasabi.😔

“Analysis” “files” “monitoring the situation” but no discussions of jobs, applications, or having anything going on in life

Getting likes and views on here doesn’t make you a better person or any less of a loser.😂

@zetabetatrojan Yeah man going to new places and experiencing other cultures is super homosexual!

Going abroad is so gay

@BlackoutGlasses Get a spoon so you don’t have to worry about losing your keys.

Be ready little one

Someone needs to tell Tiger Woods to hire a chauffeur. He is an absolute menace behind the wheel.

Me in 2009 instead of buying Bitcoin for $1

@bignickdunlap I go through a QP every couple months so it adds up!

@Dabbl What’s the secret Mr Dab

Slowly but surely, the army grows.

@JeremiahF74048 I like that you’re prepared. Never know when you’ll need $3 in cash!

Bama here I come! #LANK

Wearing cross chains over your shirt looks tacky as hell.

Very healthy trip to the grocery store!

I love when my mom’s friends call me darling.

Bucket of Moscow mule. They didn’t have any made out of copper.

I’m having a million drinks tonight for Chuck Norris.