Metaverse Dan

I'm not proud of everything I've done but at least I never had an Ed Hardy phase.

Been decaf only for a month now. Some call that personal growth

One of these days I really gotta donate to Wikipedia

Turns out cigarette-themed amusement parks were a flop

Who decided the order of the alphabet

@TheGreatMedium Lfg

Happy start of eggnog season to all who celebrate

There’s something dystopian about Twitter personalities discussing the demise of Twitter on Twitter. It’s like reporting the sinking of the Titanic from the ship itself

My terminal is invariably the last stop on the JFK Airtrain regardless of which terminal it is

@Abraham_L_L This review is generous in my opinion

John’s of Bleeker St is an average NYC pizza not better not worse

Then: this train car looks pretty empty!! Now: this train car looks a little too empty…

@thekingkaitlin Happy power chord day

May the fifth be with you 🥰

The skeptics aren’t a fan of my Dad sweatshirt. Wait until they see the Marlboro jacket tomorrow

Coachella was amazing @Sir_CHARL3S

@Sir_CHARL3S Bro are you here?

coachella is literally the dumbest shit you could go to

I’m 27 and I just arrived at the airport precisely two (2) hours before my flight

@CathJSweeney And STILL aren’t profitable!

Been seeing a lot of “1/x 🧵” lately, which I refuse to read out of respect for the character limitation that is essential to this platform. Take your rants to Facebook if you must, and may the comment section have mercy on your soul

@Sir_CHARL3S Gimme the jackrabbits. I want em

ahhh yes, i have a perfect bracket. EASY MONEY

@Sir_CHARL3S Like you were in person while it was going down??? Honestly would be life changing

@DannyBMcC i once saw impractical jokers live…

Ah yes. Welcome back, truTV