The Dashington Post

Hello everyone! Welcome to The Dashington Post, a credible Geometry Dash news source led by and for the community.

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@Dashington_Post Promise youll make one for me when i do highest attempt count cosmic cyclone completion in history

Bottom player "Fried Rice" has reportedly completed Arctic Lights after 269,600 attempts and 3 devastating fails at the 92% fake orb.

Congratulate him on this transformation!

KingSammelot has undergone mitosis.

Insiders reveal ViPriN is ranked Immortal in Valorant and has been consistently appearing in the underground pro scene under the pseudonym "Mooda". Could this be the reason he's moving away from Geometry Dash?

Lil Droptop Golf Cart name-dropped former pro player Skullo in his latest release 👀

Infamous "player" Slaughter has begun celebrating Christmas early!

Charlielance10 has reportedly crashed at 97% on "kowareta" after forgetting to turn on the LDM which disables the saw; punches dad in fit of rage

I’m scared

@Dashington_Post expect my vocals soon™

It is currently unknown whether he is a producer or a vocalist on the tracks that have been leaked at this point

Leakers have found that Xanii is featured multiple times on the upcoming Rod Wave album 👀🚨

RobTop has recently acquired his very own 240Hz monitor! On an unrelated note, Aquatic Auroras has been re-rated to Medium Demon.

@Yolkxnn Asumo el precepto de entrenamiento de abstenerme de tomar aquello que no me es dado.

@Dashington_Post Y las fuentes me las saco del orto?

Popular impossible level player/creator Hyperbola becomes the first person in history to play a perfect speedrun of Super Mario Bros. (1985), with a time of 4:54.265. Hyperbola has never publicly run the game before.

[🚨SPOILERS🚨] Former GD player and The Simpsons: Hit & Run speedrunner "12_Kelvin" appears in SummoningSalt's brand new video: "The History of Doritos Crash Course World Records". Doritos Crash Course is an Xbox LIVE Arcade game from 2010.

Fans report that at one point, Drake was following CuLuC on Twitter, and has since unfollowed. Sources CONFIRM previous speculations that CuLuC designed the album cover for "Honestly, Nevermind".

We will be covering the Flying Dutchman incident soon. Please be patient while we gather the story and properly handle the situation.

🥚An Easter Miracle🎉 Missing "Gelt cube" found alive after 7 years, and has been returned safely to its family. Impostor/captor has been identified and is in police custody for questioning.

South Korea says North Korea fired a “projectile.”

xQc has since begun his Every End journey! Wish him luck.

Popular Québecois streamer and competitive Overwatch player xQc tackles the Top 3 Extreme Demon "Amethyst" in only 12k attempts! 🇨🇦