David Neal Levin

I hope #CatsMovie has a scene where a human walks in the room, sees a bunch of real cats meowing, shrugs their shoulders and leaves.

FINALLY!

@EmmaGMyers What if… your planes didn’t crash? #boeinginterview

i’m ALL about giving away ideas for free in job interviews. it feels so unwise and i absolutely cannot help myself.

Why do I pay these @imdbpro morons? Fucking MORONS. Watch me in ep 4 of FANTASMAS on MAX which I AM in.

Is Tokyo as boring as Tokyo Vice?

@OfficialMaggieL How did you get there?

I wasn’t selected for jury duty today which is nice, but still a form of rejection.

@jimmycthatsme Just rewatched this on TCM! So many people with weapons walking around! Like living in FL or TX.

I’ve been making watercolor prints of my favorite movies once a day and it’s been really nice.

I will NEVER update this app.

I think the first backhanded compliment I got on my penis was from my grandmother.

@jimmycthatsme I’d co-star in, and watch it!

What if I raised a million dollars from film financiers on twitter and made my paparazzi crime thriller this fall?

@redlettermedia @adultswim @MichaelRCusack @psychicpebble Oh wait this sucks.

@redlettermedia @adultswim @MichaelRCusack @psychicpebble I love this show, misogynist!

Hey everyone! Season 2 of Smiling Friends airs tonight on @adultswim! Congrats to @MichaelRCusack and @psychicpebble!!! Looking forward to finally seeing all the episodes. Rich and Mike play the villains in an episode. Not sure which one it is but it's one of them! Check it out!

@pbsnewshour bring back hosts without Aspergers

My internet was out for four minutes and I thought “Has there been a nuclear war?!?”

When did @sagaftra decide to make me less money for the same amount of commercial work, @frandrescher ?

@WilliamScurry FINALLY they have their day!

King’s Day, Amsterdam 2024.

@JeebusTrump @MindyBeeArt Stupid stupid little girl.

@davidneallevin @MindyBeeArt We're most on-the-hook, morally, for the actions of those for whom we supply military aid/support, though. Right?

@JeebusTrump @MindyBeeArt Are you an American? Then shut the fuck up, hypocrite moron.

The overpriced shit box where I went to college @EmoryUniversity has always tolerated antisemitism.

@jimmycthatsme Hey, you rock.

I know I’m biased, but The Last Stop in Yuma County kicks ass and it’s coming out in 2 weeks and y’all are gonna love it. Add it to your watchlist and come meet us at the screenings!!! boxd.it/DCVQ