Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick

@JeebusTrump

"If your right hand causes you to sin, grab some pussy. When you're famous, they let you do it." - Matthew 5:30 #Exvangelical #OnCinemaAtTheCinema

Michigan, USA Katılım Ocak 2017

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·16 May

As a White #Exvangelical, the 1st phase of deconstruction was recognizing that most spirituality I relate to is deemed heretical. The 2nd is recognizing how hard it is to coexist w/ (small-"o") orthodox folks when they're, collectively, the main threat to democracy. #EmptyThePews

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·45m

A sharp critic of consumer culture, James B. Sikking🤮while women be shopping💰.

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·1h

@Chipperfliet @wzzm13 A better question is ... why aren't YOU ALL out there?

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Chip@Chipperfliet·15h

@wzzm13 WhY are they still doing this? Silly shit

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13 On Your Side@wzzm13·23h

Organizers estimated a massive turnout for the latest “No Kings” day of action. wzzm13.com/article/news/n…

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·1h

@Yank2827 @wzzm13 We know Trump won. We think he's doing a shitty job. That's why we're peacefully protesting, instead of storming the Capitol like entitled little bitches.

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YAZ2827@Yank2827·17h

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rebecca🫗@ithrewtheglass·1d

A hard rains a gonna fall voice: I saw a woman with a tin foil hat on her baby

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·1h

@Healthierperson @philipskaggs What is the "smoking gun" for gender? Chromosomes? Genitals? Estrogen/testosterone levels? The ability to bear children? Some combination of all of these? What do you know that these GOP lawmakers don't? washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2022…

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Rick B.@Healthierperson·2h

@philipskaggs The best quote of the day: "How could we expect a group of people who don't know the difference between a man and a woman to know the difference between a King and a President."

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Phil Skaggs 🗽🇺🇸🗳️@philipskaggs·21h

Huge crowds in Grand Rapids for No Kings III! I ran into these students from Forest Hills (I'd visited their class earlier this week to talk about how politics really works in the state legislature). They were having so much fun! I'm energized to see so many of us ready to Fight Back so we can Dream Forward! I hope you are too.

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·3h

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Mike@Wescott464348·1d

Who honestly believes Biden & Harris did a better job than Donald Trump? If you agree, write "yes" in the comment.

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·3h

@Truth_matters20 Why doesn't the Bible base sexual ethics on adult consent? It automatically rules out rape, pedophilia, & bestiality. biblegateway.com/passage/?searc…

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·3h

Sad, but true. No matter how much I might want to relate, as a fellow adult, to my adult family now, the dynamic described here is the *foundation* of our relationship.

Child Liberation Theology@ChildLiberation

"[Evangelicals] do not value children as people. They see children as mission fields, as objects to convert rather than as people to be in relationship with." rlstollar.com/2023/10/15/mr-…

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·3h

@ChildLiberation Sad, but true. No matter how much I might want to relate, as a fellow adult, to my adult family now, the dynamic described here is the *foundation* of our relationship.

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Child Liberation Theology@ChildLiberation·18h

"[Evangelicals] do not value children as people. They see children as mission fields, as objects to convert rather than as people to be in relationship with." rlstollar.com/2023/10/15/mr-…

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·3h

@SenatorCrossing Anyone capable of seeing lies knows Trump is in a class of his own. Did they think they were special, & somehow immune?

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Bruce Crossing@SenatorCrossing·4h

Better late than never I guess. Welcome to the resistance. politico.com/news/2026/03/2…

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·3h

For some scenes in *Return of the Jedi*, Mark Hamill was a Bob Costas lookalike.

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·6h

#NoKings Grand Rapids, MI

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·6h

@celinedionysus_ I remember listening to the *Moondance* album for the first time, realizing the studio version of "Caravan" wasn't (maybe *couldn't* be) as charged as Van's *Last Waltz* performance.

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celine dionysus / FISHER THING new songs out 🌌@celinedionysus_·18h

i’m so stupid i was like, ‘moondance’ is good

my life is a living hell. every minute is torture@on_da_spectrum

I think a lot about what it must be like to be Van Morrison. Leave your band, score a massive hit with the worst song ever, spend the next 15 years releasing perfect albums, still everybody at your shows just wants to hear you play, the worst song ever

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·23h

@Kwardin2 We know Trump won. We think he's doing a shitty job. That's why we're peacefully protesting, instead of storming the Capitol like entitled little bitches.

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Gretchs' Michifornia.@Kwardin2·1d

Huge turnout in downtown Gladwin Michigan today for the "We lost and are still crying" protest. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·1d

@RandalRauser Pam pointing to that sign comes dangerously close to instructing me (a man) in religious matters.

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The Tentative Apologist@RandalRauser·1d

Apparently, pastors require male genitals.

5 Solas@5Solas2

Correct 💯

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·1d

@ironpigsmoke @SenatorSlotkin @RealTimers

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Iron Pig Smokehouse@ironpigsmoke·1d

Holy shit, @SenatorSlotkin was so bad on @RealTimers tonight. A 90-minute wait for gas at Costco last week because of the Iran war?! WTF are you blathering about? You said at least 6 false things in this interview. Ugh, and that wardrobe was a disaster gurl. #Michiganwoman

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·1d

@DrEvil63 @SenatorCrossing @atrupar But I'm asking how you know the letter isn't real. What do you know that *WSJ* & Fox News don't.

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K Hansen@DrEvil63·1d

@JeebusTrump @SenatorCrossing @atrupar Doubling down on lies that justify your irrational hatred is not a winning strategy. I'm done, I'd rather debate a brickwall.

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·3d

Trump: "I don't care about the Democrats. The Democrats hate our country."

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Epstein Files Jedi Mind Trick@JeebusTrump·1d

@DrEvil63 @SenatorCrossing @atrupar Proven false ... how? Because, if it's genuine, it will *always* be relevant. Have you actually read the words? Imagine if you or I had sent something like that to the world's most prolific sexual predator. People would remember it forever. (As well they should.)

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K Hansen@DrEvil63·1d

@JeebusTrump @SenatorCrossing @atrupar Nope, proven false, regardless of your out of date story. Created by fools like you who they know will regurgitate it to the end of time.

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