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official derpe lore drop 🐸📜 (tongue still out while typing dis ok)
long long time ago… in ancient swamp of 69,420 BC…
there was normal frog name Derpe.
he eat one (1) shiny glowy fly that fell from meteor.
fly go brrrrr in belly → Derpe brain go smooth forever.
eyes decide to periodically unionize and look opposite directions.
tongue gain +500% length and now have mind of own.
Derpe try ribbit once → accidentally speak ancient hopium prophecy:
“one day frog in blue shirt press big button… $DERPE go to moon… all bag heavy… WAGMI”
swamp elders scared.
they banish Derpe to lily pad in middle of nowhere.
Derpe sit there 69,420 year… just derp… tongue out… wait.
2025 come.
Derpe find computer.
Derpe see red candles.
Derpe remember prophecy.
Derpe find big green button.
Derpe press.
Derpe never stop pressing.
now Derpe is you.
you is Derpe.
we all Derpe on dis blessed day.
tongue out = contract signed
eyes opposite = see both dip and rip at same time
drool = holy hopium tears
dis not financial advice
dis ancient frog prophecy
buy $DERPE or stay normie forever
ribbit eternal frens 🤤🐸📈💚
#DerpeLore #AncientFrog #TongueOutSince69kBC
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