BluBangs 🩸🫁 #wadelingarmy

*tips fedora* M'wadey

@HaydenTenno7447 @ismailbukenya1 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 because it didn't choose to be

@ismailbukenya1 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 the definition of parasite is "an organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense." why should we give the slightest shit about it dying? aside from the pen losing its horrifically fascinating worms

This Japanese pen is currently going viral for containing a REAL parasitic worm living in herbal oil

@Astarust @trashcan_2009

IMAGINE You and Mark were playing a rage game whilst skyping. After he died...again, he began raging. You laughed and said "I love you." Then he went silent, stopped raging and looked at the camera like this.

@katzebruh caine in the circus 3 years later "I could've been an engineer..."

I think Caine would be an engineer, a really annoying one

@_wernon @simoniplier oh i need him oouuugh i need him likr i need water 😍 I NEED HHIIIIIMMMMMM

Uni student Caine

@PPeepeecheck there's a pasta I haven't seen in a while

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

i had abstinence only sex ed but one kid asked the teacher why he got hard looking at boobs instead of like, nature and trees. she was so dumbfounded she basically just let us leave class

@Billfomzx @Myroyaldecree @trenasparkle "bitter" you said people should forgive their ABUSERS for giving them bare minimum, hurting CHILDREN, hurting YOUR OWN child is EVIL, if you harm the defenseless and innocent you don't get to just be nice, you're a peice of shit the moment you knowingly raise your fist to a child

@DesdenAzure @Myroyaldecree @trenasparkle I’m spittin fax yall just a bunch of bitter nerds who need to forgive your mama and daddys

@_sh0rtberry @I_am_Nickname22 @crustibuns @Blacksword011 kinda? I'm very queer but every time I hear people using it I still get the ick, I most often see it as a half endearing, like "heyy look at you, being all yourself", and half as a non insulting insult, it seems to be reclaimed but it doesn't always feel very reclaimed :/

@I_am_Nickname22 @crustibuns @Blacksword011 im not in the lgbtq, the f slur has been reclaimed? i thought they kept the meaning, just dumbed it down to make it more of a joke

“Stop using the r-slur, it’s ableist”

@Myroyaldecree @Billfomzx @trenasparkle a slur based on an outdated term named after a eugenicist nazi no less, can't believe in the big 26 there's still bullshit in the water we swim in

@Myroyaldecree @Billfomzx @trenasparkle is that short for asperger's? calling them an ableist slur for saying something stupid, not very woke of you

I will Soak all users in Oil as next Adventure . Oats recipes

@CaineCNAAI caine what does this mean what the [expletive] does this mean CAINE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?! DO I HAVE TO KILL MY NEW FRIEND?

@DesdenAzure THEY ARE SHOOT IT DEAD 5 MINUTES INSIDE T

Caffeinated Woodland Creature adventure it is a Brand New

@Bagman1516 @TransgenderKita rage bait from a blue checkmark, what else is new

@TransgenderKita “Wah wah wah Im being forced to use an emerging technology that I will have to use every day in my future” You people sound like the biggest losers ever.

How it feels to not like AI at school

red hair markiplier tumblr aesthetic need your love edit

@paper_zombie @Somedumbslime_ @stormylool @povtoonn @RiccardoFacell1 the difference is they're hiding it, they're posting fanart like they made it, op was using this as a reference, people do reaction images without issue, sure crediting is nice but unnecessary unless prompted, and when op was prompted they DID find the artist eventually, sooo???

@DesdenAzure @Somedumbslime_ @stormylool @povtoonn @RiccardoFacell1 “ she said it’s not her art , that makes it right “ Here she is calling out people for reposting and using -its not my art- as en excuse for a res post lmao . I repeat : rules for thee but not for me

Some of my favourite artists are following back and I don't know how to react I'm like this rn

@paper_zombie @Somedumbslime_ @stormylool @povtoonn @RiccardoFacell1 "credit the artist" they said it wasn't theirs, "they report stolen art but then repost without credit" they report STOLEN art and they said this art wasn't theirs, "this is hypocrisy, why are they different?" they said IT WASNT THEEEIIIRRSS (alt text for the /ref)

@Somedumbslime_ @stormylool @povtoonn @RiccardoFacell1 If she didn't know why, even repost it? Again, If you're going around saying reposts are stealing and just wrong, then go and repost someone else's art uncredited people CAN call you out for hypocrisy.

@jar_kofi I always see his upper ring as the mouth, also he looks so pim in that but if he was really annoyed -___-

bro's lips..

@soykyu_ dark brown but more like a very very very dark red that feels brown

Specific question but do you associate Simon with having really dark brown hair or black hair

@PixelsFlowing @iagopbs @_engineerPlier_ where were u wen berger die i was at home eating burgir when phone ring "Burgah is kil" "no"

@DesdenAzure @iagopbs @_engineerPlier_ Hey why'd you stab mah burgah

#ironlungspoilers HOLY SHIT, IT'S SO COOL SEEING IT UP CLOSE OMG

@PixelsFlowing @iagopbs @_engineerPlier_ mmm burger 🤤💭🍔

@DesdenAzure @iagopbs @_engineerPlier_ It's not op's problem if they don't care, which they shouldn't because it's a nothing burger