Cyrus Hash

@BrandonDavis_7 I said, I wanna know why nobody went to his god damn birthday party.

And I want David goddamn Putney, just because I feel like it

@lilkizzy2000 @chiefofass420 Maurice, I have been okay. Tell the family I say hi it’s been to long, getting drunk tonight.

@DickryusHash69 @chiefofass420 Haven’t heard from you in a while, Dickryus. I hope you haven’t been good, but just alright.

Little update from Chazz - I have 2 men’s league tee times this weekend back home. This is the first appearance since my green jacket title last summer. Those old guys are gonna be out for blood. Love playing the villain though. Need the flat stick to come thru. @lilkizzy2000

@CatBig2456 Perfect time to start smoking weed everyday big cat.

Going to staple my ass checks to my couch tonight and watch 6 consecutive hours of playoff hockey. And nobody in there god damn right mind can tell me I can’t. Wanna know why I’m doing this. . . Because it’s the cup.

I wonder what kind of chirps P. K Subban and DSP were hearing on the ice sheet in youth hockey.

@BigDonny89 Missing out don, it’s always at chick fest at my Chillis.

Why doesn’t my town have a Chillis?

@CatBig2456 @Buccigross Bucci is a loser

Guentzel/Cole “Mr Saturday Night” Caufield” @Buccigross

@RickOshea_1 I’m not a ratchet hs girl so I think I’ll skip, no surprise u binged it. Thanks anyway!

Nobody will see this, but the new season of Euphoria is so dog shit. Just thought I'd let everyone know my 2 sense, have a great day #euphoria #shrink

@RonThunda Watch my gitch fat boy doogs

Up late jorking it…… thinking bout dookie rn #EQ #MasterDoogway

@CatBig2456 How about those athletics

@DickryusHash69 Good to hear from you. Cheers. Go Mets

@DickryusHash69 what’s up man. Been quiet lately. You mind if I have a few tonight? Or did you become a city slicking sissy recently?

@RonThunda Harry Knuts, fuck u pal

Hope everyone is having a Good Friday at the bar…. Sitting here thinking about all the fat bitches and ass #christthord #church

@RickOshea_1 Rick you smoked a j before class and u are worried about this guys computer

@TwinCityHockey I love it, if u lose try to break someone wrist that’s the game

I get tensions are high but acting like a complete loser like that is pathetic. Number 8 for Edina

@CatBig2456 Prick

@DickryusHash69 Whatever guy

@MikeyOver1 Are you aware Krabs took Illinois?

Start your engines Illinois +1.5 Get in the trenches 🪏🪖

@RickOshea_1 @MarcDaQue Ya cause u did it w a dude

@MarcDaQue I’ll die on this hill

Unpopular Opinion: 69 is a horrible sex position.

@CatBig2456 He is such a sally

This guy fuckin kidding @DickryusHash69. Canadian pussy!

@RickOshea_1 Got baked

Just failed an exam, how’s everyone else’s Tuesday morning going? #wemove #onlyupfromhere